Tazmanian devil
Monday 11th.
Usual work farce, moggy day...........all colleagues foul, it's fooking Christmas for Christ's sake, chill out!
Morrison's at lunch, for boring supplies (i.e soap powder and other shit you can't eat).
Lasted till 3pm, had a blinding headache so took myself off home to my quilt, was too cold to sleep so just pottered around till 5pm (i love being at home), the plan was Andy was going to the Gym and i was having Monday night for me........however it didn't pan out like that.
Marlo phoned, wondering if i accepting visitors, Andy phoned to say he'd pop up with money for Carl and Nic's wedding present and Steven phoned to say could he drop Will's present in for me to take to Kay's on Tuesday. Who's a popular lady?
Got cats in and all dressed in bow ties ready for visitors.
Bless Ap, he arrived brandishing lots of cash and an extra £100 towards my families presents as they were from both of us...........awww!
Mum was chatting and a smoking so off he toddles home to watch the footie, exchanged cards, gossip and other tripe with the Mother, then Gill phoned (Auntie, not mother in law) and Ma disappeared in a puff of smoke (literally). Nice night, read, watched box, chatted, chilled and bed late.
Tuesday 12th.
Mad busy at work, stretched my jobs out all morning, fetched David's jeans from tailors, picked up my photos from Klickpoint, took the bank, called at Hobbycraft as Mother wanted a knitting basket, flannels to fetch David Emporia Armani boxers (have been wondering if, buying my boss's pants is actually in my job description). M&S to get £750 of vouchers for customers gratuity, was going to get Steven the hamper for Stuart and Lorraine, but bumped into him in Debenham's so he got it himself..........reight do!!!
Had a nice chat with him and Lindsey, she wants to give us her little girls Cot/Bed (our poor little gypsy baby and all it's 2nd hand gear).
Was back in time for lunch, ate my sandwich then went to the White Rose of Yorkshire and purchased black leather pumps from Ravel for the wedding evening do (not sure how long i can teeter around in stilettos with moi bump). Tossed it off the rest of the avo, then went to the Wailes's abode for a cut and blow. How ironic 1yr on from the last time i was there..........had my trim, she made it quite clear we can be firm friends again now I'm having a baby and mumbled something about she felt so dull before and i always seemed to be having a ball in comparison, couldn't really be assed so left soon after and home for 8pm.
Spent a couple of hours admiring hair, having nice pie and chips, and re-potting the howge cheese plant into a sample planter i got from work (god i'm going to miss this job). Started watching unidentified white male, but was snoozing by 11pm.
Wednesday 13th.
Beavered away at my desk, then David wanted more Armani jeans shortening for his Barbados holiday, went out for a couple of hours, more errands/shopping, sweating profusely laden down with shopping bags in all the hustle bustle, fetched AP a Lacoste t.shirt (used his switch card and just put his pin in, well i aren't paying another £55 a shout), a red cardi and a green jumper for me from Wallis and some posh beers for Steven as he's spent a small fortune on us..oops!
Back to work and caught up on my emails to Ruth and RMS, phoned Mother who was threading picture wire through some decorative holly! Wtf? she's funny is marlo, she's getting right into the festive spirit............ that's a different spirit to the one Jim likes!
Home for 6pm, some nice gents have been painting the outside of the house with masonry paint and have left a reight mess in me garden. As i'd been on the go was really hyper, but once i'd sat down i couldn't get going again, unfortunately i'd chosen to sit in the nursery and was nearly nodding off in the rocking chair......how old?.......had a nice evening, ligging about, gave baby a healthy tea laden with Omega 3, Steven phoned to chew the fat about Kay, we watched Pissed and pregnant on BBC3, then AP had the footie on Sky sports, sleep at 11pm, pooped!!!
Thursday 14th.
Another mad busy hectic day, roll on weekend!!! saying that i was only as busy as i wanted to be, had a nice leisurely lie in till 9.15am, cats scratching their heads as to the whereabouts of their brekkie, At the nice midwife's for 9.50am, student girl did some prodding of baby dump, BP, wee, other routine tests, they declared all was well, heard the little clip clopping of our child's heartbeat (she did ask me if i'd had a peek of the sex at the scan, am now adamant we're having a boy...... or a girl with a scrotum...........grrr)! Andy is as pleased as punch, last seen going "YES" in the stylee of wheelchair bound Andy from little Britain.
Out of the healthcentre and just nipped to the following places on my way back to work, Metcalfe's for stand pies, tescos for cat litter and Heineken, White rose to swap too small cardigan and B&Q for Winnie the Pooh border, what do you mean i take advantage of my employers good nature??
Arrived at my desk at 11.30am, ate a banana had a quick coffee, then went to pick up £3k in American dollars and £2k in sterling from the Yorkshire bank, Boots for David and Elliott a pasta meal deal and some Xmas gift wrap (also purchased myself some false nails as mine are fooked and a treatment sachet as Kay says my hair is similar to Worzel Gummidge's, thanks to Chlorine in the pool). When lunchtime came i was too tired to go out! WTF???
And it doesn't end there, this evening i have to get home, let cats out, get to the beauticians for waxing, tinting and preening, home to fake tan, make myself look glam and over to Dino's in Leeds at 9pm......am so looking forward to our Annual festive get together.. me driving, these lot pissed as farts heading in the direction of the purple door afterwards.
Andy sleeping at home as he's doing overtime in the morning, to get some cash in for'bairn.............boo!
I've hardly seen him this week, sob wail (be a different story the week after next when he's there all the time) tee hee!!!, the weekends plans are as follows, Andy's works Xmas do tomorrow evening at Scholes cricket club, I'm having a Chinese (take-away not person) with Steven and hopefully an early night.
Saturday i'll be heading to the baths sporting a Speedo swimming cap and a nose peg, might put the border up, then in the evening it's the Porray's Xmas party........1million Aunts and Uncles patting my bump!
Sunday is Carl and Nicola's wedding in Bingley..........how exciting, i am to taxi myself and AP, Granty love and KF as they don't drink very much at all and are certain not to be sick in the back of my car.
Monday i am to be poorly, as i can see into the future.
Usual work farce, moggy day...........all colleagues foul, it's fooking Christmas for Christ's sake, chill out!
Morrison's at lunch, for boring supplies (i.e soap powder and other shit you can't eat).
Lasted till 3pm, had a blinding headache so took myself off home to my quilt, was too cold to sleep so just pottered around till 5pm (i love being at home), the plan was Andy was going to the Gym and i was having Monday night for me........however it didn't pan out like that.
Marlo phoned, wondering if i accepting visitors, Andy phoned to say he'd pop up with money for Carl and Nic's wedding present and Steven phoned to say could he drop Will's present in for me to take to Kay's on Tuesday. Who's a popular lady?
Got cats in and all dressed in bow ties ready for visitors.
Bless Ap, he arrived brandishing lots of cash and an extra £100 towards my families presents as they were from both of us...........awww!
Mum was chatting and a smoking so off he toddles home to watch the footie, exchanged cards, gossip and other tripe with the Mother, then Gill phoned (Auntie, not mother in law) and Ma disappeared in a puff of smoke (literally). Nice night, read, watched box, chatted, chilled and bed late.
Tuesday 12th.
Mad busy at work, stretched my jobs out all morning, fetched David's jeans from tailors, picked up my photos from Klickpoint, took the bank, called at Hobbycraft as Mother wanted a knitting basket, flannels to fetch David Emporia Armani boxers (have been wondering if, buying my boss's pants is actually in my job description). M&S to get £750 of vouchers for customers gratuity, was going to get Steven the hamper for Stuart and Lorraine, but bumped into him in Debenham's so he got it himself..........reight do!!!
Had a nice chat with him and Lindsey, she wants to give us her little girls Cot/Bed (our poor little gypsy baby and all it's 2nd hand gear).
Was back in time for lunch, ate my sandwich then went to the White Rose of Yorkshire and purchased black leather pumps from Ravel for the wedding evening do (not sure how long i can teeter around in stilettos with moi bump). Tossed it off the rest of the avo, then went to the Wailes's abode for a cut and blow. How ironic 1yr on from the last time i was there..........had my trim, she made it quite clear we can be firm friends again now I'm having a baby and mumbled something about she felt so dull before and i always seemed to be having a ball in comparison, couldn't really be assed so left soon after and home for 8pm.
Spent a couple of hours admiring hair, having nice pie and chips, and re-potting the howge cheese plant into a sample planter i got from work (god i'm going to miss this job). Started watching unidentified white male, but was snoozing by 11pm.
Wednesday 13th.
Beavered away at my desk, then David wanted more Armani jeans shortening for his Barbados holiday, went out for a couple of hours, more errands/shopping, sweating profusely laden down with shopping bags in all the hustle bustle, fetched AP a Lacoste t.shirt (used his switch card and just put his pin in, well i aren't paying another £55 a shout), a red cardi and a green jumper for me from Wallis and some posh beers for Steven as he's spent a small fortune on us..oops!
Back to work and caught up on my emails to Ruth and RMS, phoned Mother who was threading picture wire through some decorative holly! Wtf? she's funny is marlo, she's getting right into the festive spirit............ that's a different spirit to the one Jim likes!
Home for 6pm, some nice gents have been painting the outside of the house with masonry paint and have left a reight mess in me garden. As i'd been on the go was really hyper, but once i'd sat down i couldn't get going again, unfortunately i'd chosen to sit in the nursery and was nearly nodding off in the rocking chair......how old?.......had a nice evening, ligging about, gave baby a healthy tea laden with Omega 3, Steven phoned to chew the fat about Kay, we watched Pissed and pregnant on BBC3, then AP had the footie on Sky sports, sleep at 11pm, pooped!!!
Thursday 14th.
Another mad busy hectic day, roll on weekend!!! saying that i was only as busy as i wanted to be, had a nice leisurely lie in till 9.15am, cats scratching their heads as to the whereabouts of their brekkie, At the nice midwife's for 9.50am, student girl did some prodding of baby dump, BP, wee, other routine tests, they declared all was well, heard the little clip clopping of our child's heartbeat (she did ask me if i'd had a peek of the sex at the scan, am now adamant we're having a boy...... or a girl with a scrotum...........grrr)! Andy is as pleased as punch, last seen going "YES" in the stylee of wheelchair bound Andy from little Britain.
Out of the healthcentre and just nipped to the following places on my way back to work, Metcalfe's for stand pies, tescos for cat litter and Heineken, White rose to swap too small cardigan and B&Q for Winnie the Pooh border, what do you mean i take advantage of my employers good nature??
Arrived at my desk at 11.30am, ate a banana had a quick coffee, then went to pick up £3k in American dollars and £2k in sterling from the Yorkshire bank, Boots for David and Elliott a pasta meal deal and some Xmas gift wrap (also purchased myself some false nails as mine are fooked and a treatment sachet as Kay says my hair is similar to Worzel Gummidge's, thanks to Chlorine in the pool). When lunchtime came i was too tired to go out! WTF???
And it doesn't end there, this evening i have to get home, let cats out, get to the beauticians for waxing, tinting and preening, home to fake tan, make myself look glam and over to Dino's in Leeds at 9pm......am so looking forward to our Annual festive get together.. me driving, these lot pissed as farts heading in the direction of the purple door afterwards.
Andy sleeping at home as he's doing overtime in the morning, to get some cash in for'bairn.............boo!
I've hardly seen him this week, sob wail (be a different story the week after next when he's there all the time) tee hee!!!, the weekends plans are as follows, Andy's works Xmas do tomorrow evening at Scholes cricket club, I'm having a Chinese (take-away not person) with Steven and hopefully an early night.
Saturday i'll be heading to the baths sporting a Speedo swimming cap and a nose peg, might put the border up, then in the evening it's the Porray's Xmas party........1million Aunts and Uncles patting my bump!
Sunday is Carl and Nicola's wedding in Bingley..........how exciting, i am to taxi myself and AP, Granty love and KF as they don't drink very much at all and are certain not to be sick in the back of my car.
Monday i am to be poorly, as i can see into the future.
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