Weeeeeeeeeeeird!!!

I had a weird dream last night.

I was working on a carpet making machine at my dad's old work and my co-worker was Kelly Obsourne. She was acting the fool and climbed into the hopper (the thing at the beginning of the machine which stores all the fibre prior to it being processed) and started dancing about. Then she got caught on the spiked sheet (a conveyerbelt which is covered in spikes which goes diagonally upwards and takes fibre into the machine0 and it reiiped her apart and took her into the machine.

I was really scared and had them turn the machine off and rang for an ambulance but I couldn't get through and I rand Kelly's dad, who in my dream was Paul Whitehouse. He kept being stupid and doing silly voices but finally got the point and after hanging up, I managed to get through to the ambulance.

Finally the ambulance people came, there were three of them and they were all really fit but when I went back into the factory I couldn't find the hopper she'd climbed in and so nobody believed what had happened and they turned on the machine again but bits of Kelly started coming through in the carpet by which time the ambulance people realised there was nothing they could do.

God, it was one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had!!