OK I’m in trouble with Karen

... so I’ll blog but only briefly using bullet points:

 Saturday 18 February, Karen failed to mention the amount of karaoking we did. I sang 6 times. Twice with her, three times with MJ and once alone. Me and MJ sang Bohemian Rhapsody – it was dire - and afterwards bro caught me in the bogs and said to me “Never sing that song again – especially with that fuckpig”
 Pushing MJ around on Tesco goods trolley was v good we did it on the way up to the station and the way down – what larks.
 We also met Jesus who wanted me to make a roll up for him but I failed!!
 Sunday 19 February, Andrew asked me to look up holidays to France
 Monday 20 February, booked a holiday to France, went out and got slammed.
 Tuesday 21 February, went to France
 Wednesday 22 February, stayed in France
 Thursday 23 February, came home from France, went out and got slammed.
 Friday 24 February, went to work, had quiet night in
 Saturday 25 February, got up for an hour in the morning and an hour at lunchtime and rose at 5pm. Went out in the evening, had 9 pints and a thoroughly dull time.
 Sunday 26 February, highlight of the day was reading a 400 page book in less than 10 hours.