Intoxicated
I'm surrounded by pissheads.........everyone i know and socialise with is a drunk!
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!
Friday as planned Steven and i started off in spoons for cheap steaks, we'd picked up Mikey and let him share our taxi, so he ate with us, which was okay! i got surf and turf, it was fooking reem, much better than Aldo's fodder, Steven demolished my leftovers, then we started to drink....3 in spoons, everyone started to arrive, Tina, Beth, Rach,Dean, Spug, Ruth, Mark was out for curly Chris's leaving do, plus loads of other folk, up to the Old house, had 2 in there, Steven made me sing bye bye love by the Everly Brothers (i didn't really like it), anyhow, we ended up in the Station, where i thought i'd just have a quick 5 pints of cider............it was all going off, i'm not going to grass, but i was struggling to keep up with what seemed to be a very bizarre love triangle/hexagon, then i had to threaten to kill Donald for calling Ruth a nasty name, Steven was bolloxed as he'd had 4 pints in the afternoon with Dad and a further 10 with me, he was wearing my cropped green cardigan and dancing like a loon, the d.j wouldn't let us book any more songs, most people shuffled off to the regal, i knew when i was beat, so tottered off home at 12.35................and slept till 11am.
Ace day Saturday, washed all towels, rugs, bedding, clothes, coats (everything i could get my hands on really)....5 loads in total, made a vat of chilli and was bathed and in clean pyjamas (well you've got to make an effort), for when Rach, Dean and baby Megan arrived at 3.30pm. Had a lovely tea...we ate like kings, even Megan joined in with the chilli, chocolate pudding, tortilla chips and tiger bread.
Dean put up new security light.............yippee!, i paid him with a hoisted laser light tool.
They left after 6, i got ready and picked Beth, Tina and Katy up in a cab at 7.30pm.
Cool night at the club, the turn was a bit bab, some aged rocker dressed as Elvis, Caroline came to sit with us, but when the others in her clan turned up we moved and all sat together, Andy was drinking like a fish, stood at the bar with his buddies, me and Katy weren't far behind him, i knew i was drunk when i got up to dance, Gill followed me into the loo for a chat, she was very excited about Scotland next week.....bless!
Dave even introduced himself to Ruth (he spotted the likeness), how nice are they?
Hayley, James, Beth and Tina went into town, me, Ruth, Spug and Katy, stayed and drank and stared in horror at my boyfriend who was now on the dancefloor with his collar up "Elvis style", staggering around, slopping lager everywhere............not pretty.
By midnight he wanted to go home, while he was napping i just snook another pint in, he caught me, so i had to leave 1/2 and gave it to KF.
He then proceeded to try get in someone else's cab, once home, trampled upstairs in his shoes, stripped off and started snoring like a wild boar................lucky me!
Sunday was awoken early doors, to nice boyfriend puking in bed at the side of me, how romantic? Valentine's come early! he only got it on the carpet, rug, bedding, all over the toilet, he got back into bed like nowt had happened, then 7.30am he'd obviously convinced himself it hadn't happened as he wanted to kiss me really passionately................get off me, sicky breath.
The smell had gone later on in the morning, for 2 stints, we didn't get up till 12.45pm, asked him (told him) if he was still coming to Mums for tea, got this strangled "do i have to?"...............YES!
Saw him out, washed sick covered objects, EE omnibus, toast, coffee, bath and picked him up at 1/4 to 4, he was still in the shower, so i had to talk to Gill and Dave in the lounge...........fine, we just had a quick game of charades then Andy was ready.
Picked up Ruth and Mark, and descended on parents at the bungalow, Andy, Dad and very confused 83yr old Grandma watched the rugby, then the footie, then the cricket (my Dad loves Andy more then he likes me, i'm sure of it), Mum says things like "are you ok there Andy, i forget you're here" go on Marlene point out that he's really quiet and show him up, why don't you?
Had tea, Martyn and Tracy arrived, Jim was in his element, all his family round him, i took Andy home at 6pm as he was fading fast, gave him his card for Tomorrow and a kiss, he pipes up "you don't want to do out for Valentine's day, do you?, it'll be rammed everywhere, i'll pop your card in and see you Wednesday".................
Last of the old romantics, went back up to Mums, got done for taking Andy home as "he looked perfectly happy sat there watching tv" i must admit, he did look to be enjoying himself, but i promised he'd only have to stay an hour, oh i can't do right for doing wrong, he was quite cute when he called me "love" in front of my parents, ...............Steven came in from golf, ate some cold lasagne and chilli..........gip!
We all had a halfhearted game of triv, after Grandma had been taken home "he's forgotten his jigsaw, your boyfriend, who's Mark, isn't that your boyfriend, well who are you? Ruth or Karen?"......told you confused!
Stayed till 9.30pm, dropped Ruth and Mark home, got in and watched The Green mile and demolished 1 1/2 bottles of wine, sat on the sofa, in front of the fire, wearing my p.j's.......heaven!
Brilliant!!!!!!!!!
Friday as planned Steven and i started off in spoons for cheap steaks, we'd picked up Mikey and let him share our taxi, so he ate with us, which was okay! i got surf and turf, it was fooking reem, much better than Aldo's fodder, Steven demolished my leftovers, then we started to drink....3 in spoons, everyone started to arrive, Tina, Beth, Rach,Dean, Spug, Ruth, Mark was out for curly Chris's leaving do, plus loads of other folk, up to the Old house, had 2 in there, Steven made me sing bye bye love by the Everly Brothers (i didn't really like it), anyhow, we ended up in the Station, where i thought i'd just have a quick 5 pints of cider............it was all going off, i'm not going to grass, but i was struggling to keep up with what seemed to be a very bizarre love triangle/hexagon, then i had to threaten to kill Donald for calling Ruth a nasty name, Steven was bolloxed as he'd had 4 pints in the afternoon with Dad and a further 10 with me, he was wearing my cropped green cardigan and dancing like a loon, the d.j wouldn't let us book any more songs, most people shuffled off to the regal, i knew when i was beat, so tottered off home at 12.35................and slept till 11am.
Ace day Saturday, washed all towels, rugs, bedding, clothes, coats (everything i could get my hands on really)....5 loads in total, made a vat of chilli and was bathed and in clean pyjamas (well you've got to make an effort), for when Rach, Dean and baby Megan arrived at 3.30pm. Had a lovely tea...we ate like kings, even Megan joined in with the chilli, chocolate pudding, tortilla chips and tiger bread.
Dean put up new security light.............yippee!, i paid him with a hoisted laser light tool.
They left after 6, i got ready and picked Beth, Tina and Katy up in a cab at 7.30pm.
Cool night at the club, the turn was a bit bab, some aged rocker dressed as Elvis, Caroline came to sit with us, but when the others in her clan turned up we moved and all sat together, Andy was drinking like a fish, stood at the bar with his buddies, me and Katy weren't far behind him, i knew i was drunk when i got up to dance, Gill followed me into the loo for a chat, she was very excited about Scotland next week.....bless!
Dave even introduced himself to Ruth (he spotted the likeness), how nice are they?
Hayley, James, Beth and Tina went into town, me, Ruth, Spug and Katy, stayed and drank and stared in horror at my boyfriend who was now on the dancefloor with his collar up "Elvis style", staggering around, slopping lager everywhere............not pretty.
By midnight he wanted to go home, while he was napping i just snook another pint in, he caught me, so i had to leave 1/2 and gave it to KF.
He then proceeded to try get in someone else's cab, once home, trampled upstairs in his shoes, stripped off and started snoring like a wild boar................lucky me!
Sunday was awoken early doors, to nice boyfriend puking in bed at the side of me, how romantic? Valentine's come early! he only got it on the carpet, rug, bedding, all over the toilet, he got back into bed like nowt had happened, then 7.30am he'd obviously convinced himself it hadn't happened as he wanted to kiss me really passionately................get off me, sicky breath.
The smell had gone later on in the morning, for 2 stints, we didn't get up till 12.45pm, asked him (told him) if he was still coming to Mums for tea, got this strangled "do i have to?"...............YES!
Saw him out, washed sick covered objects, EE omnibus, toast, coffee, bath and picked him up at 1/4 to 4, he was still in the shower, so i had to talk to Gill and Dave in the lounge...........fine, we just had a quick game of charades then Andy was ready.
Picked up Ruth and Mark, and descended on parents at the bungalow, Andy, Dad and very confused 83yr old Grandma watched the rugby, then the footie, then the cricket (my Dad loves Andy more then he likes me, i'm sure of it), Mum says things like "are you ok there Andy, i forget you're here" go on Marlene point out that he's really quiet and show him up, why don't you?
Had tea, Martyn and Tracy arrived, Jim was in his element, all his family round him, i took Andy home at 6pm as he was fading fast, gave him his card for Tomorrow and a kiss, he pipes up "you don't want to do out for Valentine's day, do you?, it'll be rammed everywhere, i'll pop your card in and see you Wednesday".................
Last of the old romantics, went back up to Mums, got done for taking Andy home as "he looked perfectly happy sat there watching tv" i must admit, he did look to be enjoying himself, but i promised he'd only have to stay an hour, oh i can't do right for doing wrong, he was quite cute when he called me "love" in front of my parents, ...............Steven came in from golf, ate some cold lasagne and chilli..........gip!
We all had a halfhearted game of triv, after Grandma had been taken home "he's forgotten his jigsaw, your boyfriend, who's Mark, isn't that your boyfriend, well who are you? Ruth or Karen?"......told you confused!
Stayed till 9.30pm, dropped Ruth and Mark home, got in and watched The Green mile and demolished 1 1/2 bottles of wine, sat on the sofa, in front of the fire, wearing my p.j's.......heaven!
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