In the last week

Trips to Churchills: 2 (technically 4 as I left twice last night)
Songs sung at karaoke: 9
Nights spent with Andrew: 1
Times spoken to Andrew on phone: 5
Emails sent: 120
Emails received: 245
Lbs of beef roasted: 5
Lbs of parkin baked: 1
No of men who have chatted me up: 2
No of women who have chatted me up: 1
Pints drunk: approx 43
No of frozen kebabs eaten after being partially reheated: 1
No of times I have vomited: 4 (see above)
Metres of baking parchment bought: 45