Random Thursday!

 Went home at 17.30 had smoked salmon sandwiches and my own bodyweight in spogs. Had to have a nap because I was so full.
 Went to Churchills, sat in my usual seat and waited for the karaoke.
 Surrounded by 20 year old yappy lesbos who where making a right racket
 Sang “I believe in a thing called love”
 Watched with glee as the dykes fucked off
 Some real gypos came and sat down, followed by another who looked as if he wasn’t actually part of the same group and he sat next to me.
 He was called Danny and was straight and 23. He thought I was a bouncer and was 55 (I should have told him to Shit Off). Poor boy, he was wankered.
 The gypos only seemed to be partially connected with Danny who spent the rest of the night either talking to me or being fobbed off by the gypos.
 He quickly decided that he was my friend and to demonstrate it, he kept kissing me. I wasn’t going to complain, especially as I managed to get a couple of snogs as well as the usual pecks!
 Sang “Your Song”
 Danny spilt a pint on me.
 The Fly came in and sat with the gypos.
 Danny spilt a pint on himself.
 Sang “Crazy”
 I was accosted by someone looking like the grannie in make up from Little Britain – she was the date of The Fly!!
 This grannie started chatting me up and somehow an Indian guy got involved and started dissing me so Danny nearly beat him up. Danny and I decided that it would be best to leave and go somewhere.
 Went to Manto with him, he was really wellied and ended up nearly someone else up so we went off and ended up in the New Union
 Guess what, wankered Danny nearly beat someone else up
 Left there at about 2am, he wanted food so I suggested McDonald’s since its only 5 minutes from Anal Treet and 2 minutes from my house.
 Mc D’s was closed and he wasn’t coming home with me so we had a bit of a snog, I had a massive grope of his arse and went home a reasonably happy and drunken man (but not a 55 year old man).