My week off
Hello all, i'm here!
Where shall i start?
Last Friday, got duped by Hayley to go out drinking at 7.30pm, it was a set up as we ended up sat with her boyfriend and his ex con mate, not happy, but Tracy i fight men, Rach and Spug made it out shortly afterwards, so all was saved, a really good night in the end, apart from when that fight kicked off in the Station and Rach had shards of glass stuck in her arm........oops!
The regal dancefloor had been extended and the decks are now right back where the snooker tables were, it was mega, i was happy as a sandman and we danced and drank, then left shortly after 12.30 for a sloppies, Spug wearing Rach's stillettos looking like Lilly savage, high heels and combats.........not a look!
Saturday, went out to the club at 6pm with Spug and miss Farquhar, it was rubbish, no cricket boys around, left in a cab, us 3 and Grant and stayed in Spoons till last, then we got a taxi to eastern spice where a mullered Katy started to abuse Grant..hhhahhaaaaaaaa!!!
Sunday, helped Mum, Dad and Steven move into the bungalow, was sweating like a n*gger on a r*pe charge, not my cup of tea, lugging furniture and putting together flat pack wardrobes, still i have my HUGE new bed and 2 free leather sofas to show for it, so it was worth it in the end,Gabe phoned to invite me up to Newcastle for Dawn's 40th and Rach, Dean, Megan and Spug came round at night for beer, wine and a 3rd chicken Bhuna in as many days!!! Caught Dean and Rach singing a duet to their daughter, was positively freaked and won't be inviting them back!
Monday, highlights of the day, went to Ikea to buy 2 new footstools cushions to match sofas, called at Marlene's and took Ruth and Mark a microwave to their new abode, Matt phoned for 2 hours, then I watched t.v. at night and drank wine. YAWN!
Tuesday, was a woken by Andy banging on the door, looking v. tanned and gorgeous back from the stag weekend, no no no!! do not come round when i am still in bed, with mad bed hair, not washed the previous day as i'd no work and absolutely no need to do any preening!!! WTF?
So i'm stood at the door looking like a new born hamster(no make-up) in my Mr. Man dressing gown,with 2 sofas, a mattress and 10 cushions shrewn all over the lawn, so he's jabbering away about the phone he's brought for Steven to take to Oz,when he pipes up "what's going on with the garden Karen?, it looks like Steptoes back yard".
So he's noticed that, but failed to notice his bird looks like the bride of Frankenstein without her slap on!!!!!!
He really wasn't bothered as he's patting my ass and saying well i might as well come and join you if you're in bed........
So i shot in the bathroom, swilled gob with mouthwash and nipped to the loo....note to self, keep spare mascara in bathroom cabinet!
So it was short but very sweet, he left after a while and i checked phone, DO NOT, leave phone on silent anymore, as i would have got the text saying "get your $exy underwear on and we can spend all day at it"......... and the misscalls, oh! double drat!!!
Had a message from Mum wanting me to go curtain shopping with her, Rubbish! i'd rather be at work, trailed round the white rose and Readmans, bought myself a Radley purse as i am a millionaire!
Called back at the bungalow and took Steven Andy's phone for Oz,home had tea and watched t.v all night, called Sam for a natter, she sounded chipper and even had a l*sbian lover moved in, hahhaaaaaa not really!!! Just Cassy, seemingly Sarah has been round ripping the old Kitched and and doing jobs with a hammer, she is like 10 men!
Yesterday, that'd be Wednesday was bored rigid, went for a drive, then watched a dvd, went to Ruth's for 1/2 hour, they had a house full, Rach and Gary, then Dean, Rach and meg turned up, left for home, had a chinese, ironed 16 tops and 2 skirts, watched Private Bengamin and the object of my affection, went to bed at 3.20am!!!!
Got up late today, Thursday, nothing to do, so blogging in the library, am setting off to Matt's shortly, for an evening down canal street after a home made chilli con carne, am v. excited about the 3 days pending, getting up to allsorts of shenannigans with the Stephenson!!
Am going to brainwash him tonight and get him to dump that bad boy from Bradford!
Happy days!!!!!
Where shall i start?
Last Friday, got duped by Hayley to go out drinking at 7.30pm, it was a set up as we ended up sat with her boyfriend and his ex con mate, not happy, but Tracy i fight men, Rach and Spug made it out shortly afterwards, so all was saved, a really good night in the end, apart from when that fight kicked off in the Station and Rach had shards of glass stuck in her arm........oops!
The regal dancefloor had been extended and the decks are now right back where the snooker tables were, it was mega, i was happy as a sandman and we danced and drank, then left shortly after 12.30 for a sloppies, Spug wearing Rach's stillettos looking like Lilly savage, high heels and combats.........not a look!
Saturday, went out to the club at 6pm with Spug and miss Farquhar, it was rubbish, no cricket boys around, left in a cab, us 3 and Grant and stayed in Spoons till last, then we got a taxi to eastern spice where a mullered Katy started to abuse Grant..hhhahhaaaaaaaa!!!
Sunday, helped Mum, Dad and Steven move into the bungalow, was sweating like a n*gger on a r*pe charge, not my cup of tea, lugging furniture and putting together flat pack wardrobes, still i have my HUGE new bed and 2 free leather sofas to show for it, so it was worth it in the end,Gabe phoned to invite me up to Newcastle for Dawn's 40th and Rach, Dean, Megan and Spug came round at night for beer, wine and a 3rd chicken Bhuna in as many days!!! Caught Dean and Rach singing a duet to their daughter, was positively freaked and won't be inviting them back!
Monday, highlights of the day, went to Ikea to buy 2 new footstools cushions to match sofas, called at Marlene's and took Ruth and Mark a microwave to their new abode, Matt phoned for 2 hours, then I watched t.v. at night and drank wine. YAWN!
Tuesday, was a woken by Andy banging on the door, looking v. tanned and gorgeous back from the stag weekend, no no no!! do not come round when i am still in bed, with mad bed hair, not washed the previous day as i'd no work and absolutely no need to do any preening!!! WTF?
So i'm stood at the door looking like a new born hamster(no make-up) in my Mr. Man dressing gown,with 2 sofas, a mattress and 10 cushions shrewn all over the lawn, so he's jabbering away about the phone he's brought for Steven to take to Oz,when he pipes up "what's going on with the garden Karen?, it looks like Steptoes back yard".
So he's noticed that, but failed to notice his bird looks like the bride of Frankenstein without her slap on!!!!!!
He really wasn't bothered as he's patting my ass and saying well i might as well come and join you if you're in bed........
So i shot in the bathroom, swilled gob with mouthwash and nipped to the loo....note to self, keep spare mascara in bathroom cabinet!
So it was short but very sweet, he left after a while and i checked phone, DO NOT, leave phone on silent anymore, as i would have got the text saying "get your $exy underwear on and we can spend all day at it"......... and the misscalls, oh! double drat!!!
Had a message from Mum wanting me to go curtain shopping with her, Rubbish! i'd rather be at work, trailed round the white rose and Readmans, bought myself a Radley purse as i am a millionaire!
Called back at the bungalow and took Steven Andy's phone for Oz,home had tea and watched t.v all night, called Sam for a natter, she sounded chipper and even had a l*sbian lover moved in, hahhaaaaaa not really!!! Just Cassy, seemingly Sarah has been round ripping the old Kitched and and doing jobs with a hammer, she is like 10 men!
Yesterday, that'd be Wednesday was bored rigid, went for a drive, then watched a dvd, went to Ruth's for 1/2 hour, they had a house full, Rach and Gary, then Dean, Rach and meg turned up, left for home, had a chinese, ironed 16 tops and 2 skirts, watched Private Bengamin and the object of my affection, went to bed at 3.20am!!!!
Got up late today, Thursday, nothing to do, so blogging in the library, am setting off to Matt's shortly, for an evening down canal street after a home made chilli con carne, am v. excited about the 3 days pending, getting up to allsorts of shenannigans with the Stephenson!!
Am going to brainwash him tonight and get him to dump that bad boy from Bradford!
Happy days!!!!!
posted by Karen @ 3:22 PM
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