This is my 174th post!

I'm so much better than Matt.

It's here, the weekend has arrived..........

Already had a mail from Spug, saying "it's the weekend", you'd think we were setting off on holiday tonight not going drinking in Cleck, we get that excited!

Matt is home this evening from over the pennies, Sarah 3 bellies is somewhere about, i'll need to text her!

It'll be a good night, i hope i don't lose my memory (too early).

Much of a nowtness this week, Wednesday night i cleaned the kitchen from top to bottom and set up my new microwave, put everything I'm not using in the shed, there is that much room in there now, you could hold in party in it!

Well there's room to swing 3 cats!

Ate tea after watering the garden, Matt phoned, then i went to bed at 10pm to watch lost, then read till midnight.

Thursday at work, dossed around all day, went to Next at lunch and compromised, i only bought the handbag and the pyjamas.......
Decided to leave early yesterday tea-time, there's only so much porn you can look at on the internet!, got home at 4pm, fooking builders asked me to move my car, so went to Marlene's, Noone home!!! took Tina (mangy family pet) for a walk, she did a massive poo in the middle of a football pitch, i just walked off and pretended she wasn't with me, Steven got back from work, sporting a rather special beard he's growing for Australia.

Got my bootleg fags from him, he's also got me a years worth of hair colour........bless!!

Marlene made me take some lager from down the cellar, ("we don't drink lager, take it, i want everything cleared out before the house move").
Steven was chelping "i'm going to drink it, as i can't afford to go out this weekend".
Unlucky!!!

Got home and did usual Thursday drek, shaving, fake tanning, preening, had an identical tea to Wednesday (Emma's favorite, mince beef and onion pie, chips, mushy peas, but i had mint sauce not gravy), then watched Extras, Catherine Tate, followed by the very last nip-tuck i'd taped from Weds......... up to bed at 11pm read for an hour.

Slept like the dead and was awoken at 8.22am, the dreaded work alarm, got a wriggle on, collected Marlene and Jim at 8.45am took then to the Station as they are off to see the Edinburgh military tattoo, poor Jim having to put up with my Mothers incessant wittering!! for 3 days!

I asked her what time they got back on Sunday to which she replied "i don't think we went anywhere".

No you mad bitch, would you like a lift home this Sunday coming, d'you know??!!?

Arrived at work this morning 40 mins late........no bother!
Paul is pissed out of his head, rock and roll!
Ooh i remember them days of living life on the edge, midweek drinking! i know i'm dull and old nowadays (unlike Matt who was having bum sex before work this morning!), but i make up for it on a weekend.

So my plans for the day, after i've got over the shock of seeing a picture of an 8yr old Andy.
Feck all......i've another 6 hours to sit here, going to give myself a french manicure!!!
Then do some daydreaming till lunch!

Roll on 8pm...................lagertops! Mmm!