Another one bites the dust

Gonna try blog the weekend fast.

Friday, got caught in the torrential freak monsoon type weather at junction 26 after I'd been let out of work early, not as early as i expected as i had to deliver some flowers to this mad old Jews house, along with some of David's clothes he'd forgotten to take to Marbella, seemingly this old gimmer, was flying out to stay with his son who is one of my boss's pals........v.random!
Got to Buxton at around 6pm, spent the entire evening watching the cricket, in between Big Brother whilst drinking comedy 1.5litre bottle of red wine, followed by more wine and Stella shandies.

Had a lovely time as always, marred only by the worse meal ever cooked by Chris it was like all my worst nightmares on a plate..........roast ham joint (fat bastard bacon), parmesan mash, mushy peas and parsley sauce........thought i was going to die.
Chris said something about it being winter food, i though hospital food was a better way to describe the plate of slop..........had tiramisu for dessert which was nice, retired at 1.30am after watching BB repeats and the mighty boosh.

Left early Saturday after 2 coffees, I'd made the fatal mistake of telling the girls about the pigeon in the chimney, which they made me tell them about 40 times. I love kids but i couldn't eat a whole one.

Arrived back at my abode, had scrambled eggs on toast, a hot bath and an afternoon snooze.
Picked Spug and Katy up in a taxi at 6.30pm, went to the club, Andy was leaving as we got to the door BOO!!
Had 2 shandies and one lagertop in there, it was pants, as the cricket pitch was waterlogged, no players down there.
Went to spoons and met, Rach, Emma and Ruth at 8pm, they were buying rounds of bottles of wine, we got sat in the no smoking section, much to Katy's annoyance who just lit up and used a pint glass as an ashtray, Woz and Caroline arrived with Kim, i stayed with them until last orders, Ruth, Rach, Emma, Spug and Katy went to the old house then met up with Tina, Hayley and Beth later, i didn't want to go to the regal, spend loads more cash, feel like crap in the morning and lose my memory if Andy wasn't out, tragic i know!!!!
Bed at 11.30pm.................i know!

Sunday the Sabbath, was up with the larks, put a wash load on, then called at Marlene's, took her some Terry's all gold for cat sitting on Friday. Had 2 coffees, then Mum, Ruth and i went to Tescos in Brighouse, Mum didn't need anything, she just came for the ride!

She insisted on getting a small trolley to share, even though i was doing my monthly shop, by the time we'd got past the 1st aisle, she's filled it with bedding and crockery and other shit she didn't need.

We all went back to my house for coffee, then i ran them home and came in to cook a breakfast, reload the washer, unpack shopping and get ready to go to the sportsclub for a charity 20/20 cricket match, with bouncy castle, D.J and BBQ.....v.random!

Got there at 3pm, Katy, Spug and Hayley were already there, got myself a shandy and went to sit with the girls, the weather was very changeable, it was really sunny, then windy, then cloudy, spent a good few hours taking my jacket on and off and traipsing to the bar and back.

Went onto lagertops then back on shandies after pint number 6 when i realised i was going blind and it was only 6.00pm.
Spug however did not need shandy as she waded her way through 15 pints, between the hours of 1pm and 11.30pm...........she is like 10 men.

What a top day, Rach, Dean and baby Megan came down.
Everyone was getting wellied, apart from Caroline who'd taken the car, the in-laws turned up, Dave was grinning at me at the bar, while i looked at my shoes and gurned like the insane.

Deano and Andy were in charge of the BBQ, it was Andy's job to put the onions and relish on the burgers, i was cringing that much i feared i may have needed my buttocks surgically unclenching.
Some lightweights started to disperse, it was pitch dark at this point, my teeth were chattering and even the beer glow wasn't enough to keep me warm.

Mick Collins then called last orders, it was only 9pm....for fooks sake, Caroline squashed loads of people in her car, me Spug and Andy got a cab on and we all met up in spoons, there were loads of us, Bev, John, Clare, Woz, Caroline, Me, Andy, Spug, Deano, Guy, that young boy who was yakking up cheapside the other week, Spug pulled him again last night as she has a lot of love to go round!

Oh we were messy, Andy was keeping his hands warm up my top, Deano was trying to waltz with me, we were last to be chucked out, Andy, Spug, me and young boy shared a cab, i think he lived in Wyke, not sure!!!!!!

Not sure what happened, but am having mad shag fest flashbacks this morning............
Note to self, must tell Andy that the 69 went out in erm!! 1969.