All alone at the workplace
Week so far
Usual Monday, Sunday shandies are the root of all evil as every Monday I'm convinced is my last, really I'm not exaggerating, i really should only get drunk if can sleep the after effects off the Morning after.
Called in Kay's on the way home from work,to give her the basin and mixer taps.
One of the neighbours, raised her hand to tell me to slow down as i drove into the cul-de-sac............as the kids were all playing out in there £400 electric cars, FFS!
You can so tell i don't have kids, didn't stay long as i needed, tea, bath and bed.
Home James, Matt phoned for11/2 hrs, which meant i didn't get to eat till 9pm, no bother.
Made a pasta and was still in bed for 10pm, watched the double bill of without a trace, which was surprisingly good, didn't take long to drop off..........
Was on top form yesterday, all thoughts of liver failure banished.
Did nothing all day i could call work, was out and about a lot, was v.proud of myself, as i resisted the temptation to buy new jeans, pyjamas, handbag and denim jacket from Next (oh but it was only £81 for all 4, i don't need any of them, i need to save my money for Dublin, but i really wanted them, perhaps if i stay in the next couple of Fridays, should i just go get them and fuck the consequences?).
Bought a draft excluder, it was loads of cats sitting in a line, emailed Gabe to tell him i haven't seen him for 9 months, seemed to be on the phone most of the day to Ruth, Sam and Marlene, called at the parents on the way home, they'd gone out to buy Marlene a Clio, so chatted to Steven, Ruth and Mark. Middle brother Martyn and his bird then turned up..............what is it? fucking Christmas?
Home, Matt phoned again, did all my ironing, had lamb chops, veg and jacket spud, mopped kitchen floor, cleaned cooker and some other thankless chores. Started book again as BB is over and only some Britney Spears shite on the box, read till half past the midnight and slept right though till 8.22am today................yippee!!
The office today is like a ghost town, but how time flies when you are doing absolutely nothing!
Washed the car today, painted my nails, emailed pals, hoisted some good stuff (yes i needed a hammer drill).
Trouble is when you've noone to talk to and nothing to do, you've too much thinking time.
Lethal, have already worked myself up in a right state as to where i am going to spend Xmas day, cried over Sam having her dog put to sleep, worried why Marlene has bought a car from the auctions when she knows nothing about mechanics, am at present fretting over what i will do when my cats pass away, plus wondering whether to have liposuction with my 10 large!
Usual Monday, Sunday shandies are the root of all evil as every Monday I'm convinced is my last, really I'm not exaggerating, i really should only get drunk if can sleep the after effects off the Morning after.
Called in Kay's on the way home from work,to give her the basin and mixer taps.
One of the neighbours, raised her hand to tell me to slow down as i drove into the cul-de-sac............as the kids were all playing out in there £400 electric cars, FFS!
You can so tell i don't have kids, didn't stay long as i needed, tea, bath and bed.
Home James, Matt phoned for11/2 hrs, which meant i didn't get to eat till 9pm, no bother.
Made a pasta and was still in bed for 10pm, watched the double bill of without a trace, which was surprisingly good, didn't take long to drop off..........
Was on top form yesterday, all thoughts of liver failure banished.
Did nothing all day i could call work, was out and about a lot, was v.proud of myself, as i resisted the temptation to buy new jeans, pyjamas, handbag and denim jacket from Next (oh but it was only £81 for all 4, i don't need any of them, i need to save my money for Dublin, but i really wanted them, perhaps if i stay in the next couple of Fridays, should i just go get them and fuck the consequences?).
Bought a draft excluder, it was loads of cats sitting in a line, emailed Gabe to tell him i haven't seen him for 9 months, seemed to be on the phone most of the day to Ruth, Sam and Marlene, called at the parents on the way home, they'd gone out to buy Marlene a Clio, so chatted to Steven, Ruth and Mark. Middle brother Martyn and his bird then turned up..............what is it? fucking Christmas?
Home, Matt phoned again, did all my ironing, had lamb chops, veg and jacket spud, mopped kitchen floor, cleaned cooker and some other thankless chores. Started book again as BB is over and only some Britney Spears shite on the box, read till half past the midnight and slept right though till 8.22am today................yippee!!
The office today is like a ghost town, but how time flies when you are doing absolutely nothing!
Washed the car today, painted my nails, emailed pals, hoisted some good stuff (yes i needed a hammer drill).
Trouble is when you've noone to talk to and nothing to do, you've too much thinking time.
Lethal, have already worked myself up in a right state as to where i am going to spend Xmas day, cried over Sam having her dog put to sleep, worried why Marlene has bought a car from the auctions when she knows nothing about mechanics, am at present fretting over what i will do when my cats pass away, plus wondering whether to have liposuction with my 10 large!

2 Comments:
At 4:35 PM,
Matt said…
Cats dying - you'll cope, you will have no choice
Liposuction - I wouldn't if I was you. Liposuction is expensive and they only remove half a stone or so at once.
At 10:03 AM,
Anonymous said…
Come to Fawlty Towers for Christmas. x
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