I love weekends
Friday worked out well, i didn't need a disco kip as I'd slept 11 hrs Thursday night (through no fault of my own, just shut my eyes at 9.15pm, for 1/2hr and woke up Fri. a.m when the alarm went off for work). So, we met at Tina's at 7pm.the taxi arrived at 7.30pm and Beth, Tina, Hayley and me picked Colleen up in Heckmondwike, we got out at Jo's then got another taxi to Batley, went to 7 pubs in total.....Spoons, i had a beer and some crisps, Auction rooms, beer and a free shot, Jessops, Simypops was a doorman, Random! had a beer in there, then mooched to Oakland's, i had a beer (Jo, Beth and Hayley were on cheeky vimto's, that's a blue wkd with a shot of port), Legends next....erm? oh yeah i had a beer, then we went to the brand new Brooklyn, they charged £1 for a shot of lemonade, we ended up in Boulevard, i had 1/2 lager.......then made the decision to go back to Cleck, i really couldn't face the frontier, plus I'd forgotten my cardigan!
So i left the 5 of them erm, sat down looking a bit glum i think, apart from Colleen who was swinging some random guy round by his tie, Hayley had come down from whatever she'd been on when she was seen busting shapes in Legends.........strange girl!
So i flagged a cab, the taxi driver was chatting away asking me if i could drive, told him i drove a lorry to shut him up, £10 to get home, drove past the regal steps and there was Steven, my little bro..........hooray it's a sign, dragged him back in the regal as he was on his way home, he told the bouncers he'd been in once, so i snook in without paying behind him.
Hahaaaaaaaaa, ooh it was good to be home, you can take the girl out of Cleck, but you can't take Cleck out of the girl...... there was loads of folk in the regal i knew, Ricky Stead, Danny Squires gave me a kiss and swung me round and asked where Andy was, erm? in bed i guess!, James and James were on the dancefloor, had a quick natter then James bought me a Smirnoff ice, rock on! stayed until 1am, then went for a curry with Craig Aspinall (who thinks i've made AP up) and big nosed Richard, got sat with Darren Whitworth and Russell Noble (who vouched for AP's Existence).
Craig was laughing like a drain as Javved knew my order without asking me.........the shame! erm that's it, Richard demolished the biggest starter in the world and a chicken tikka masala, with rice and a naan.........he was one hungry boy!
Taxi home and in bed for 1.45am.
Saturday, up and about at 11am (which is early for me). Took Steven his birthday card and present round, then decided to treat him to lunch, but i could chose where as i was paying, Gray Ox it was, had a gorgeous meal, Steven acted the goat as expected, apologised to the other diners on the way out and tipped excessively to compensate.
Picked Marlene up from work at 3pm, slowed the car down and threw her out at home, then went and pottered in the garden for an hour, laid some more bark, watered the plants and weeded, then got ready to go to the club, decided to wear new jeans again (against my better judgement), they're far too small, so spent the next 6 hours in absolute agony!!
Note to self.....burn new jeans, no matter how expensive they were as i can't even put lip-gloss in pocket as this subtracts another inch from waistband.
Where was i?
Oh yeah, Leeny gave me and Spug a lift at 5.30pm as it looked like rain, well it looked like we were too lazy to walk. The 2nd team were batting when we got there, it was too chilly to sit and watch as we'd forgotten our tartan rugs to cover our knees, so we steamed into the bar and drank for England, i alternated my drinks with a lagertop and shandy scenario, to prevent me going blind with drink!!
By the time the cricket had finished (losers draw), we were quite merry.....Cloughy was asking me if i remember falling out of the taxi a week last Friday, erm!! moving on, Hemmy and Joff were both wellied for a change, some strange man with Ginger hair and a lower hopton top on, was chatting me up, don't know who the fuck he was, he was just stood at the side of me saying "i think you're lovely, i can't stop staring at you, my mate said you might be married, your not are you?"..........i was just laughing in his face being Northern and good at taking compliments.
So we sat round having our, 9th ? pint, oh heck.........make no wonder i was woolly, Tina and Beth had joined us after they'd finished work at 10, Jenna was also present, she also wanted to kill me as i blurted something out about JW as there was a lull in conversation.........oh heck! offered to pay her, but she was having none of it and is holding me ransom over any AP gossip she can shout out at an inappropriate moment.
The boys went on into Cleck and we followed just before last orders, me and Spuggy got a double vodka, lime and lemonade, then the last orders bell was rung, all the girlies, bar Jenna who doesn't do the regal, went on to the exclusive wine bar for more drinking and dancing. Mr. Porritt didn't want to go (unless i really wanted to go), as he's been up since 5am.......quote "the wheels of industry don't stop turning, just coz you can't get your butt out of bed on a weekend Karen"..........ooh sorry!!
So we were at home before the 12, having a stella ligging on the sofa.
Nearly choked when Andy asked why one of my cats was massive and the other one small!!!??!
Told him i didn't feed the little one, to which he responded "why, don't you like her?"....... Give me strength!, you see people wonder what i see in him, his classic one liners have got to contribute to his endearing character!!!
Chatted a while about some other drek, last weeks wedding, Steven's birthday, cricket, what was i doing having curry with Craig Aspinall?
Up to bed and lights out for 1am. was told to keep the noise down as i was arriving or i'd wake the neighbours..........
Saw him out Sun a.m and thought i'd have a lie-in, until Steven was calling me from his moby stood in the garden, answered the door looking like the bride of Frankenstein, he was chuntering about M&S shorts for the REM concert, what the fuck?
Did some tutting and got rid of him pronto, Ruth had txt to see if i was having BBQ? she must have read the blog as i don't remember mentioning it, luckily it had already started wanging it down before i got to Tescos for supplies.....so saved myself a small fortune by NOT buying BBQ food.
Home and unpacked had a quick bath, just before party revellers arrived, Ruth, Mark, Rach, Dean, Megan, followed by Spuggy brandishing 2 bottles of vino, Hayley and MJW (Katy and Grant were ten pin bowling, okay!! whatever floats your boat, oh and Beth and Tina were working).
Oh we had a good day, played 5 games of DVD trivial pursuits, listened to cd's and waded our way through 54 hotdogs, 6 bags of assorted tortillas/crisps/snacks, 3 tubs of dip and 10 cream cakes..........oh and more beer and wine than you can poke a stick at.
Highlights of the day, Luther trying on several occasions to climb in Megans pram, MJ announcing that he'd pulled in Blackpool on Friday night and the man in question was actually "HIS CUP OF TEA".
Dean casually setting the DVD player up and asking who babes in pornland belonged to? be fucked if i know? Rach discovering Tzatziki for the 1st time, Hayley farting (she'll never pull in Matt's eyes) and giving Rachel parental advice, Spug getting regular updates on club gossip via txt. Joff's new love interest being a married woman, Rachel and Hemmy having a massive ding dong after we'd left last night, oh yeah i can't believe that Spug told Hemmy that Cloughy thought he was shagging his wife!!!
Hemmy phoned him up and had it out with him..........cripes!!
Note to self, tell Spug all my inner most secrets and trust her unconditionally not to blab them all around the sportsclub!! NOT!
That's about it, everyone left at 10.20pm as it's a school night, i tidied up,washed up and put wet washing on airer, then stayed up watching BB until 1am.
Having a lazy day today as boss is in Italy on his Harley Davidson, so other than make 2 slices of toast and 3 coffees haven't done any work yet.
So i left the 5 of them erm, sat down looking a bit glum i think, apart from Colleen who was swinging some random guy round by his tie, Hayley had come down from whatever she'd been on when she was seen busting shapes in Legends.........strange girl!
So i flagged a cab, the taxi driver was chatting away asking me if i could drive, told him i drove a lorry to shut him up, £10 to get home, drove past the regal steps and there was Steven, my little bro..........hooray it's a sign, dragged him back in the regal as he was on his way home, he told the bouncers he'd been in once, so i snook in without paying behind him.
Hahaaaaaaaaa, ooh it was good to be home, you can take the girl out of Cleck, but you can't take Cleck out of the girl...... there was loads of folk in the regal i knew, Ricky Stead, Danny Squires gave me a kiss and swung me round and asked where Andy was, erm? in bed i guess!, James and James were on the dancefloor, had a quick natter then James bought me a Smirnoff ice, rock on! stayed until 1am, then went for a curry with Craig Aspinall (who thinks i've made AP up) and big nosed Richard, got sat with Darren Whitworth and Russell Noble (who vouched for AP's Existence).
Craig was laughing like a drain as Javved knew my order without asking me.........the shame! erm that's it, Richard demolished the biggest starter in the world and a chicken tikka masala, with rice and a naan.........he was one hungry boy!
Taxi home and in bed for 1.45am.
Saturday, up and about at 11am (which is early for me). Took Steven his birthday card and present round, then decided to treat him to lunch, but i could chose where as i was paying, Gray Ox it was, had a gorgeous meal, Steven acted the goat as expected, apologised to the other diners on the way out and tipped excessively to compensate.
Picked Marlene up from work at 3pm, slowed the car down and threw her out at home, then went and pottered in the garden for an hour, laid some more bark, watered the plants and weeded, then got ready to go to the club, decided to wear new jeans again (against my better judgement), they're far too small, so spent the next 6 hours in absolute agony!!
Note to self.....burn new jeans, no matter how expensive they were as i can't even put lip-gloss in pocket as this subtracts another inch from waistband.
Where was i?
Oh yeah, Leeny gave me and Spug a lift at 5.30pm as it looked like rain, well it looked like we were too lazy to walk. The 2nd team were batting when we got there, it was too chilly to sit and watch as we'd forgotten our tartan rugs to cover our knees, so we steamed into the bar and drank for England, i alternated my drinks with a lagertop and shandy scenario, to prevent me going blind with drink!!
By the time the cricket had finished (losers draw), we were quite merry.....Cloughy was asking me if i remember falling out of the taxi a week last Friday, erm!! moving on, Hemmy and Joff were both wellied for a change, some strange man with Ginger hair and a lower hopton top on, was chatting me up, don't know who the fuck he was, he was just stood at the side of me saying "i think you're lovely, i can't stop staring at you, my mate said you might be married, your not are you?"..........i was just laughing in his face being Northern and good at taking compliments.
So we sat round having our, 9th ? pint, oh heck.........make no wonder i was woolly, Tina and Beth had joined us after they'd finished work at 10, Jenna was also present, she also wanted to kill me as i blurted something out about JW as there was a lull in conversation.........oh heck! offered to pay her, but she was having none of it and is holding me ransom over any AP gossip she can shout out at an inappropriate moment.
The boys went on into Cleck and we followed just before last orders, me and Spuggy got a double vodka, lime and lemonade, then the last orders bell was rung, all the girlies, bar Jenna who doesn't do the regal, went on to the exclusive wine bar for more drinking and dancing. Mr. Porritt didn't want to go (unless i really wanted to go), as he's been up since 5am.......quote "the wheels of industry don't stop turning, just coz you can't get your butt out of bed on a weekend Karen"..........ooh sorry!!
So we were at home before the 12, having a stella ligging on the sofa.
Nearly choked when Andy asked why one of my cats was massive and the other one small!!!??!
Told him i didn't feed the little one, to which he responded "why, don't you like her?"....... Give me strength!, you see people wonder what i see in him, his classic one liners have got to contribute to his endearing character!!!
Chatted a while about some other drek, last weeks wedding, Steven's birthday, cricket, what was i doing having curry with Craig Aspinall?
Up to bed and lights out for 1am. was told to keep the noise down as i was arriving or i'd wake the neighbours..........
Saw him out Sun a.m and thought i'd have a lie-in, until Steven was calling me from his moby stood in the garden, answered the door looking like the bride of Frankenstein, he was chuntering about M&S shorts for the REM concert, what the fuck?
Did some tutting and got rid of him pronto, Ruth had txt to see if i was having BBQ? she must have read the blog as i don't remember mentioning it, luckily it had already started wanging it down before i got to Tescos for supplies.....so saved myself a small fortune by NOT buying BBQ food.
Home and unpacked had a quick bath, just before party revellers arrived, Ruth, Mark, Rach, Dean, Megan, followed by Spuggy brandishing 2 bottles of vino, Hayley and MJW (Katy and Grant were ten pin bowling, okay!! whatever floats your boat, oh and Beth and Tina were working).
Oh we had a good day, played 5 games of DVD trivial pursuits, listened to cd's and waded our way through 54 hotdogs, 6 bags of assorted tortillas/crisps/snacks, 3 tubs of dip and 10 cream cakes..........oh and more beer and wine than you can poke a stick at.
Highlights of the day, Luther trying on several occasions to climb in Megans pram, MJ announcing that he'd pulled in Blackpool on Friday night and the man in question was actually "HIS CUP OF TEA".
Dean casually setting the DVD player up and asking who babes in pornland belonged to? be fucked if i know? Rach discovering Tzatziki for the 1st time, Hayley farting (she'll never pull in Matt's eyes) and giving Rachel parental advice, Spug getting regular updates on club gossip via txt. Joff's new love interest being a married woman, Rachel and Hemmy having a massive ding dong after we'd left last night, oh yeah i can't believe that Spug told Hemmy that Cloughy thought he was shagging his wife!!!
Hemmy phoned him up and had it out with him..........cripes!!
Note to self, tell Spug all my inner most secrets and trust her unconditionally not to blab them all around the sportsclub!! NOT!
That's about it, everyone left at 10.20pm as it's a school night, i tidied up,washed up and put wet washing on airer, then stayed up watching BB until 1am.
Having a lazy day today as boss is in Italy on his Harley Davidson, so other than make 2 slices of toast and 3 coffees haven't done any work yet.
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