Seeing as though everyone else is at it...........
Not that I have much to say but I'll fill you in on my weekend!
The weekend went off to a cracking start - arrived at Spoons Friday night at 8.30 where we were ushered out into the cold without even getting a drink. Matt was very kind and gentlemen like and fastened his coat around my shoulders (with my arms pinned to my sides) Think he only did that so I'd let him flirt with Mark - the little tinker!
Off to the Old House at Home where Matt sang to Karen as always and we talked loudly for a while. I do remember Matt trying to rename me Ethel or Enid or something - Not Happy! Jimmy sat with us for a wee while being extremely drunk and Scottish. Then off to the Turnstiles.
Couple of shots to numb the pain of it being so boring then we agreed to go to the Station for the first time since Mark's uncle Carl was stabbed. Hadn't changed a bit only the beer was worse than it was before. Andy (I wear Thongs) was DJing and doing a naff job but no-one seemed to notice.
Keiron turned up absolutely blind drunk as per usual and stood talking computers/DVDs with Mark. I sat next to Matt with my cloudy pint and people watched. All the gayers were dancing away and Hayley was snogging some random guy.
Spug was dancing (I think) Tina and Beth arrived after the family party and sat with us. The rest is a little vague - in fact I don't remember seeing Karen in there! I do remember seeing Mark's uncle Mick all over his new bird - atractive!
Around 11.30 when the lights were back on we ventured to the Regal Bar. Lots of fighting took place and around 12.30 (Only reason I remember exactly is because of statement I gave to police) me and Mark left.
Didin't get very far though as when we got to the bottom of the steps some poor guy was smacked and a fight broke out. I ran (yes ran!) up the stairs to get a bouncer who belted back down the stairs to see what was going on. I tried to keep up with him but my dwarf legs and drunken stuper restricted my speed, I also broke the heel of my shoe in the process!
Mark played the Good Samaritan and rang for an Ambulance. They arrived - along with the Police. We gave our details then waited for 2 of the gang to come back out of the Regal.
In the meantime Matt came stumbling down the stairs and proceeded to flirt with the cops and thrust his business card in my hand telling me he'd vouch for my soberness (is that even a word? - Matt?)
Other people arrived out of the Regal including Hayley with Swamp thing - think I called him a twat or something?! Ooops! Steven was snogging Beth's face off. Don't remember seeing Spug or Karen! Oh heck!
Police left to arrest the lad that did it and off we went home without food and feeling sober - bah humbug!
Saturday morning was rudely awoken by 2 policemen banging on the front door. Gave our statements whih took over an hour - luckily our Steven was in bed at the time!
Went to Dewsbury with Steven in the van - 3 fatty's in the front seat - no-one would mess with us! Then to Peacocks with mum and Karen to abuse the 40% discount on clothes none of us needed! I bought girly clothes to go with my girly hair!
Family meeting left me feeling a bit giddy and sad at the same time! I'll survive though!
Saturday night went out with Zoe and Alan in my girly gear - Pack Horse first then down to the Regal for some dancing.
When we got in there and it started to fill up I remember seeing Karen giving Alan dead eyes then jumping on my lap. Steven shook Alan's hand and shunned Zoe. Then had a full conversation with Karen about how Andy was a twat and she was going to shag GJ to get her own back. She doesn't remember this! Oh well!
Went up to Zoe's when last orders were called and off home to bed - very dull night indeed!
Sunday even more dull - did nothing all day bar get told to withdraw our statements from the police as it wasn't Riley who was in the fight (bullshit) Still withdrew then though as we value our lives!
Then all of a sudden it was Monday again! Now it's Thursday and the weekend is just round the corner - Hoorah!
I'll blog again in another month! Hee hee!
The weekend went off to a cracking start - arrived at Spoons Friday night at 8.30 where we were ushered out into the cold without even getting a drink. Matt was very kind and gentlemen like and fastened his coat around my shoulders (with my arms pinned to my sides) Think he only did that so I'd let him flirt with Mark - the little tinker!
Off to the Old House at Home where Matt sang to Karen as always and we talked loudly for a while. I do remember Matt trying to rename me Ethel or Enid or something - Not Happy! Jimmy sat with us for a wee while being extremely drunk and Scottish. Then off to the Turnstiles.
Couple of shots to numb the pain of it being so boring then we agreed to go to the Station for the first time since Mark's uncle Carl was stabbed. Hadn't changed a bit only the beer was worse than it was before. Andy (I wear Thongs) was DJing and doing a naff job but no-one seemed to notice.
Keiron turned up absolutely blind drunk as per usual and stood talking computers/DVDs with Mark. I sat next to Matt with my cloudy pint and people watched. All the gayers were dancing away and Hayley was snogging some random guy.
Spug was dancing (I think) Tina and Beth arrived after the family party and sat with us. The rest is a little vague - in fact I don't remember seeing Karen in there! I do remember seeing Mark's uncle Mick all over his new bird - atractive!
Around 11.30 when the lights were back on we ventured to the Regal Bar. Lots of fighting took place and around 12.30 (Only reason I remember exactly is because of statement I gave to police) me and Mark left.
Didin't get very far though as when we got to the bottom of the steps some poor guy was smacked and a fight broke out. I ran (yes ran!) up the stairs to get a bouncer who belted back down the stairs to see what was going on. I tried to keep up with him but my dwarf legs and drunken stuper restricted my speed, I also broke the heel of my shoe in the process!
Mark played the Good Samaritan and rang for an Ambulance. They arrived - along with the Police. We gave our details then waited for 2 of the gang to come back out of the Regal.
In the meantime Matt came stumbling down the stairs and proceeded to flirt with the cops and thrust his business card in my hand telling me he'd vouch for my soberness (is that even a word? - Matt?)
Other people arrived out of the Regal including Hayley with Swamp thing - think I called him a twat or something?! Ooops! Steven was snogging Beth's face off. Don't remember seeing Spug or Karen! Oh heck!
Police left to arrest the lad that did it and off we went home without food and feeling sober - bah humbug!
Saturday morning was rudely awoken by 2 policemen banging on the front door. Gave our statements whih took over an hour - luckily our Steven was in bed at the time!
Went to Dewsbury with Steven in the van - 3 fatty's in the front seat - no-one would mess with us! Then to Peacocks with mum and Karen to abuse the 40% discount on clothes none of us needed! I bought girly clothes to go with my girly hair!
Family meeting left me feeling a bit giddy and sad at the same time! I'll survive though!
Saturday night went out with Zoe and Alan in my girly gear - Pack Horse first then down to the Regal for some dancing.
When we got in there and it started to fill up I remember seeing Karen giving Alan dead eyes then jumping on my lap. Steven shook Alan's hand and shunned Zoe. Then had a full conversation with Karen about how Andy was a twat and she was going to shag GJ to get her own back. She doesn't remember this! Oh well!
Went up to Zoe's when last orders were called and off home to bed - very dull night indeed!
Sunday even more dull - did nothing all day bar get told to withdraw our statements from the police as it wasn't Riley who was in the fight (bullshit) Still withdrew then though as we value our lives!
Then all of a sudden it was Monday again! Now it's Thursday and the weekend is just round the corner - Hoorah!
I'll blog again in another month! Hee hee!
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