Hells teeth still pissed...
Not good, not good at all.
My head is throbbing and I need sleep big time. And help.
Jakes Bar and Grill every Tuesday without fail for half price steaks. But me being the self destructive nob that I am, it never just is a cheap steak and the bus home.
Mate Kev was up from London. He's a camp, straight, black, dwarfed fashion designer who I love to bits. He is as mental as me and when ever Farida, Kev and myself hook up, we get wasted.
Ate our steak super quick and got stuck in to shed loads of booze and did in all his coke. We did tag team style relays from the toilets in Normans bar every 10 minutes whilst waving at the bouncers.
Got chatted up by big black mate called Gavin who i've known years. He keeps asking me out insisting that tons of girls would kill to be in my position. He was 25 although he insists he looks/acts older. When I politley declined he called me a racist then an ageist then stumbled out the bar. He's actually just feking ugly. He'd been out on the piss for nearly 12 hours and looked like roadkill.
Got a taxi home and stuck into the JD and played the game 'no one can go to bed till all the vodkas gone' made up by me. Kev was sick, Farida passed out and I woke up shitfaced this morning with my shoes on in bed.
Feel so utterley terrible today can't even face getting the bus home, so called Rich (ex) who said he would collect me from work and cook me tea. I may have to shag him in return but today morals don't come into it. Been sick 3 times at work.
Just called Kev and he is stranded at my house as I made him spend his bus fare on booze in the bar. told him to look under the sofa and he found 2 quid! result!
Anyway, got to go and retch...
My head is throbbing and I need sleep big time. And help.
Jakes Bar and Grill every Tuesday without fail for half price steaks. But me being the self destructive nob that I am, it never just is a cheap steak and the bus home.
Mate Kev was up from London. He's a camp, straight, black, dwarfed fashion designer who I love to bits. He is as mental as me and when ever Farida, Kev and myself hook up, we get wasted.
Ate our steak super quick and got stuck in to shed loads of booze and did in all his coke. We did tag team style relays from the toilets in Normans bar every 10 minutes whilst waving at the bouncers.
Got chatted up by big black mate called Gavin who i've known years. He keeps asking me out insisting that tons of girls would kill to be in my position. He was 25 although he insists he looks/acts older. When I politley declined he called me a racist then an ageist then stumbled out the bar. He's actually just feking ugly. He'd been out on the piss for nearly 12 hours and looked like roadkill.
Got a taxi home and stuck into the JD and played the game 'no one can go to bed till all the vodkas gone' made up by me. Kev was sick, Farida passed out and I woke up shitfaced this morning with my shoes on in bed.
Feel so utterley terrible today can't even face getting the bus home, so called Rich (ex) who said he would collect me from work and cook me tea. I may have to shag him in return but today morals don't come into it. Been sick 3 times at work.
Just called Kev and he is stranded at my house as I made him spend his bus fare on booze in the bar. told him to look under the sofa and he found 2 quid! result!
Anyway, got to go and retch...
posted by Anonymous @ 1:45 PM
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