I'm so thirsty

What the f*ck is happening to me?...........i've aged about 30 odd years in the space of 2 weeks.

So 1st of all doctors orders to cut down on the old amber nectar/mothers ruin........

Then 2nd i've not been laid in '05....what the f*ck is that all about?

Basically i've never gone 5 days without in drink of some alcoholic form or other, in the last 10 years......no joke.

Yeah i'm feeling healthy, full of energy, alert and all that b*llocks, but i'm sooo Bored!!!!!!!!!!

There's an old saying "early to rise, early to bed makes a person healthy, but socially Dead".......they are not f*cking kidding.

As a reward i'm going to hit the bright lights of Clecksville tonight and get absolutely w*nkered!!!

As for the drought in horizontal jogging, i'm $hit....... i daren't sleep with people i don't know, so until Jacko comes home on leave or AP returns from that far away land, there is f*ck all i can do about and i certainly aint gonna get laid down canal street tomorrow night with the gayers!

Unless we go to Vanilla and i let some big butch Lessie fist f*ck me.........but i aint that desperate......See Ya!