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Just wondering!

I'm tapping away at the keys and worried no booger is reading it.

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No. 1 news on the agenda, I am pigged off with the diet...........grrrr! last week, I stuck to the diet 110%, swam 3 miles and walked 8 and lost 1/2 a measly lb.......what's all that about, was so cross I didn't stay to "image therapy" stormed out, came home ate my tea after I'd sulked in the bath for 40 mins (I was actually having a bath, not just sat in it with my clothes on). Then demolished every piece of chocolate in sight.
So I have put back on the weight it's taken me a week to lose.
Well done Horns.

Rest of my news in brief:

Andy has a job starting at Easter 99% nailed on, god I hope so.....he went for an interview last Monday in Halifax, I had to drive him and schlep Thomas out in the snow as he couldn't possibly drive and read a map, it's SO true that men can't multitask.
Anyhew it was a dire job and Mr. low self esteem was worried he might not get it, well good news is he didn't have to take it (even though he had been shortlisted), patronising twats!!! as this other one has come about..........it's not what you know it's who you know.
We need to buy another car, but that's ok.....he was thinking a landrover, I was thinking another fiesta.

What else?

I've not been out for 3 weeks, that is not touched a crop of alcohol either..boo!

Went to an Ann Summers party at my cousins the other Wednesday, ooh lordy lord, I've turned into a right prude, was looking at the Winceyette Nightie section at the back of the catalogue and settling for a pair of reduced pyjamas while them mad lot were purchasing fishnet bodystockings with crotchless gussets to entice and thrill their partners!!! WTF!!!
Highlight of the party was when one of Katie's mates turned up, sporting a spangly jacket and doing a twirl while announcing "Matalan, 6 quid.........it should have been 12 but i swapped label".
I nearly choked on me muiller light.

This week has been quite quiet, Sunday, had a lovely 1st Mothers day, swam...brekkie, walked to Mum's (5 miles for all that it's worth), then home, quick change and had Sunday roast at Claire and John's ( i resisted wine and pudding and took my own yogurt, i want to cry at how hard i dieted for no outcome).
I don't want to hear all that muscle weighs more than fat malarkey........
Sob sob!
Monday his lordships interview.
Tuesday, i swam...domestic goddess p.m.
Wednesday we walked to Union road cafe to lend our Sarah Thomas' Bumboo, then lunch with fat buster cousins at Katie's, (7 kids, 9 adults, makes for one very full living room) ate a ridiculous amount of carbs, felt fit to burst.
Called at Mum's on the way home, had a 40 minute natter......while Thomas padded round the bungalow on all fours.

Thursday/Friday.. to my place of work, i have spent more than i have earned this week in my lunch hours....oops!
Morrisons (essentials), then went mad in TKMaxx this morning, bought a cupboard, a chair, 2 cushions, Hayley a 30th pressie and a big fat wooden cat.........i needed that!

Speaking of cats, funniest thing ever..Andy was telling me last night, that he told his Father not to let Meg out, when they were fetching Thomas to take him for a walk.
By all accounts his Dad pinned Meg down onto the step by the throat like she was a wild animal..shouting "i've got her", poor cat, she is thee most timid feline in the whole world, Andy said her eyes were bulging as if pleading with him to get this leather gloved freak off her.........Hahhhaaa!
I thought i was going to wee when he told me.

So the diet has all gone to pot, i was in so much of a sulk last night i cancelled the babysitter for tomorrow. (no friends playing out anyway), Katy is going to Crufts, Spug..Wales with Leeny and Mikey, can't get hold of Caroline, Ruth and Vikes are going to a wedding, so decided to stay sober for another weekend.
Until Steven phoned at 9am, to see if i wanted to go for curry tonight, a wee bit of tweaking the evening plans to compensate Porray, Vikes and little Sister and we are all going to Aldo's at 8pm to eat like Kings, i'll be shitfaced on 2 glasses of wine.........oh dear it could be messy!

But at least i'm going out, dieting is all very well and good, but swapping a healthy lifestyle for your social life is no way to carry on.