Feeling Fat Fat Fat
As apposed to Hot Hot Hot
If my boobs get any bigger, they are going to take over the world.
Why don't they just get big at the last hurdle, when you're ready t'feed Bairn........I'm going to suggest it at the next meeting.
I haven't done anything this week.
Monday:
The highlight of the day was taking the winter quilt for a service wash at Beeston Launderette in my lunch hour...........scareey!!
Andy phoned, he was fine at his new job, he knew everyone and noone had eaten his lunch or nipped him. Phew!!
My evening consisted of, erm..........oh, 1 hr in the kitchen dissecting a melon, grating cheese for lunches, making Tuesdays salad, then lamb chops, mash and trimmings for tea. So healthy.....i fail to mention zee chocolate hobnobs i was scoffing on my way up to bed.
Didn't do anything else, no t.v downstairs, so took me mags, some ribena and watched the box in my boudoir, asleep quite early, Matt said he was phoning, but he was asleep propped up like a horse, watching Mastermind.
Tuesday:
I lied to work and said i was at the midwife........when in actual fact it's tomorrow, didn't dare say it was the fooking Sky engineer again as Leigh would have been straight to the holiday chart with his stickers. So nice engineer phoned at 8am, to say he'd be with me between 10am & 1pm, had a lie in till 9.30am, dressed, vacced living room, man arrived at 10.30am, locked Meg in kitchen, she meowed furiously while sticking her tiny paw through the gap in the 70's serving hatch, like some feline horror movie.....................Pet Cemetery maybe!!!??!
He was up his ladders fiddling with my dish, swapped my box and off he trots, i arrived at work at 11.30am, then proceeded to be glum for the rest of the day........me not like work no more!!! collected quilt, ate my salad, then quietly beavered away for the rest of the day, emailing the Chemist and Druggist.
Mum phoned to say I've not to call round as they've all got a bug and they don't want baby Porray to get it.
Not fussed about me!
Decided i'd go into Leeds after work and get David a hamper from M&S for his birthday Friday and get Mum's 60th birthday present, it took me 10mins to get to the end of the street, my road rage kicked in and i abandoned shopping expedition, fuck the family and their birthdays (it actually means i need to go in my lunch hour today), boo! Home, Andy turned up early........his new v.manual job means he's too tired for the gym, he layed on the sofa all night looking cream crackered...poor baby! let him watch the footie, until Supernanny came on, we both love it!
I made todays salad in the kitchen, Andy's peering over my shoulder saying "are you putting any ham in it? it looks nice"..do you think he's trying to train me to make his pack up for when we co-habit? fish for tea, shared with my 4-legged friends, followed by melon!! Swallowed a chocolate mini roll whole while washing up, then returned to living room looking all serene, making sure i'd no incriminating chocolate in my eyebrows.
Talked non stop all night till Andy looked drained and his ears were ringing, he left at 10pm, bedfordshire for my late night magazine reading.
The weeks plans?
Braving town at lunch, M&S, then to fetch Marlene's birthday jewels (i hope to fook she doesn't leave them at the bottom of the slide).
Am entertaining youngest brother tonight, i have a plate for us all to sign for Mum's birthday.......Steven thinks it's a shit idea and she'd prefer a Bill ashtray as they're her 2 favourite passtimes.
So i'm making chilli, shaving his back, getting him to sign plate and getting some cash off him for Marlo's present. Fun fun fun!
Tomorrow, i'm at the midwife early doors, having my bloods doing, oh me! am scared and worried and upset, Andy asked me what time the appointment was (i thought he'd got time off work to come with me) was just about to leap on his knee and smother him with kisses, when he said "My Mum says she'll watch out for you"........cheers!
Need to see other 3 siblings at some point to sign commemorative plate.
Flicks Friday.... or staying in, in front of the fire doing nowt if i have my way.
Mum's birthday and Bonfire Saturday.
Then Sunday the parents are coming for Sunday dinner. Might do a pig roast!!!
I am too busy, i have 1 million jobs to do in the back of my mind.
Need to:
1. Do roots.
2. Paint cracks i've filled by door.
3. Get Mike to come do heating.
4. Start stripping baby's room.
5. Pick wallpaper.
6. Schlek more stuff to charity.
7. Buy and install 1000 things for baby.
8. Put up Christmas tree
9. Pick a turkey.
10. Give birth
Am i getting ahead of myself?
If my boobs get any bigger, they are going to take over the world.
Why don't they just get big at the last hurdle, when you're ready t'feed Bairn........I'm going to suggest it at the next meeting.
I haven't done anything this week.
Monday:
The highlight of the day was taking the winter quilt for a service wash at Beeston Launderette in my lunch hour...........scareey!!
Andy phoned, he was fine at his new job, he knew everyone and noone had eaten his lunch or nipped him. Phew!!
My evening consisted of, erm..........oh, 1 hr in the kitchen dissecting a melon, grating cheese for lunches, making Tuesdays salad, then lamb chops, mash and trimmings for tea. So healthy.....i fail to mention zee chocolate hobnobs i was scoffing on my way up to bed.
Didn't do anything else, no t.v downstairs, so took me mags, some ribena and watched the box in my boudoir, asleep quite early, Matt said he was phoning, but he was asleep propped up like a horse, watching Mastermind.
Tuesday:
I lied to work and said i was at the midwife........when in actual fact it's tomorrow, didn't dare say it was the fooking Sky engineer again as Leigh would have been straight to the holiday chart with his stickers. So nice engineer phoned at 8am, to say he'd be with me between 10am & 1pm, had a lie in till 9.30am, dressed, vacced living room, man arrived at 10.30am, locked Meg in kitchen, she meowed furiously while sticking her tiny paw through the gap in the 70's serving hatch, like some feline horror movie.....................Pet Cemetery maybe!!!??!
He was up his ladders fiddling with my dish, swapped my box and off he trots, i arrived at work at 11.30am, then proceeded to be glum for the rest of the day........me not like work no more!!! collected quilt, ate my salad, then quietly beavered away for the rest of the day, emailing the Chemist and Druggist.
Mum phoned to say I've not to call round as they've all got a bug and they don't want baby Porray to get it.
Not fussed about me!
Decided i'd go into Leeds after work and get David a hamper from M&S for his birthday Friday and get Mum's 60th birthday present, it took me 10mins to get to the end of the street, my road rage kicked in and i abandoned shopping expedition, fuck the family and their birthdays (it actually means i need to go in my lunch hour today), boo! Home, Andy turned up early........his new v.manual job means he's too tired for the gym, he layed on the sofa all night looking cream crackered...poor baby! let him watch the footie, until Supernanny came on, we both love it!
I made todays salad in the kitchen, Andy's peering over my shoulder saying "are you putting any ham in it? it looks nice"..do you think he's trying to train me to make his pack up for when we co-habit? fish for tea, shared with my 4-legged friends, followed by melon!! Swallowed a chocolate mini roll whole while washing up, then returned to living room looking all serene, making sure i'd no incriminating chocolate in my eyebrows.
Talked non stop all night till Andy looked drained and his ears were ringing, he left at 10pm, bedfordshire for my late night magazine reading.
The weeks plans?
Braving town at lunch, M&S, then to fetch Marlene's birthday jewels (i hope to fook she doesn't leave them at the bottom of the slide).
Am entertaining youngest brother tonight, i have a plate for us all to sign for Mum's birthday.......Steven thinks it's a shit idea and she'd prefer a Bill ashtray as they're her 2 favourite passtimes.
So i'm making chilli, shaving his back, getting him to sign plate and getting some cash off him for Marlo's present. Fun fun fun!
Tomorrow, i'm at the midwife early doors, having my bloods doing, oh me! am scared and worried and upset, Andy asked me what time the appointment was (i thought he'd got time off work to come with me) was just about to leap on his knee and smother him with kisses, when he said "My Mum says she'll watch out for you"........cheers!
Need to see other 3 siblings at some point to sign commemorative plate.
Flicks Friday.... or staying in, in front of the fire doing nowt if i have my way.
Mum's birthday and Bonfire Saturday.
Then Sunday the parents are coming for Sunday dinner. Might do a pig roast!!!
I am too busy, i have 1 million jobs to do in the back of my mind.
Need to:
1. Do roots.
2. Paint cracks i've filled by door.
3. Get Mike to come do heating.
4. Start stripping baby's room.
5. Pick wallpaper.
6. Schlek more stuff to charity.
7. Buy and install 1000 things for baby.
8. Put up Christmas tree
9. Pick a turkey.
10. Give birth
Am i getting ahead of myself?
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