Didn't she do well?

Said in the stylee of Bruce Forsyth.......

Hang on to your seats, i went out last night AND didn't get drunk!

I'm so mature and responsible, truth of the matter was.. i had a pounding headache, was tired like never before and stuck to weak shandies and lagertops all night!

Still it was a pleasant night, but I'm just not used to going out in the week, the later in the week it is, the more tired i am!

Wednesday as i said, Andy came up...he was poorly again, he didn't stay long..which was for the best, Ruth and Mark came up at 8pm and stayed till 10pm, had a good natter...watched Gordon Ramsey The F word ( i love this programme and try out the recipes, it rocks) however i was distraught to see Trinny and Susannah being slaughtered, the bottom lip was going!!! off they toddled home with their footspa, i was done in so watched BB in bed and was asleep v.early!

Yesterday i had a very lazy day, i was on my own at work for the majority of the day...took advantage by making appointments at the nurse, the beautitains and the hairdressers.........ordered Andy a personalised birthday card from www.moonpig.com, check out this site it's so cool!

T.time i called at Rach's with a cookie jar and cookies for her Birthday, Megan was funny as fook as she barricaded the door with her body, then started wailing when i left.......she doesn't even know me!!! home, did 76 skips, had my tea, watched the news about the failed terror attacks (how awful?) then dragged myself into town, was a right party pooper for the 1st hour, just sat yawning......while Rach, Dean, Ruth, Mark, Hayley, Spug, Matt etc sat and jabbered away excitedly!
Perked up a bit after another couple, then Tina, Beth arrived followed by the lads after bowls.........they'd played Royds park at home??? wtf??
So Andy, Woz and that bloke who doesn't want me to mention his name on here anymore for fear of repercussion! were stood with Jonny red, I've heard tales about this man and he makes me feel uneasy!

Woz left, with his lime green bowls in his bag, i'd spotted Graham Jackson (ex shag) at the bar earlier with some drinking pals, but gave him a wide berth......they were getting rowdier and rowdier, then the next thing we know, 1 lad pushes Jacko and he falls flat on the floor and his head goes with a right thud! he got up in alarm, rubbed his head and shot outside.
Spug went to see if he was alright???!! he came back in and the barmaid had informed us he'd weed his pants!!! i SO picked the right boyfriend....meanwhile me and AP are having cosy chats about just throwing the tent in the back of the car and setting up camp in a farmers field at bank holiday.

Oh yeah....i just remembered, the little bugger! i suggested we go this Sunday to look for a campsite in the Dales, he can't, as him and Deano are manning the BBQ at the 20/20 cricket...........he failed to mention this ! grrr!

It got to midnight and we were ready for off, we'd abstained for the game of 21........played by the hooligans who have probably blobbed work today.
Mark had bought Ruth her 3rd bottle of wine, the rest were all downing 2 fingers, supping pints down in one....etc! oh me!
Think Rach had exceeded her 3 pints and 2 WKD's she limited herself to.
Oh by the way, who was it who took photos of me in my cossie in Brid on Dean's phone?
Not Happy!

Me and the boy got home after the 12, then did a big crossword in bed (cough hiccup), could have cried for him as he set off to walk home at 1.30am!

I awoke at 6.30am today, nipped to the loo, then Luth wanted to get under the quilt with me, i wouldn't mind...but he dribbles, cat saliva on my clean bedding i do not need!
Fell back asleep and was up, hangover free at 8.30am!
Just had a call from Andy, v.tired and hung-over...........I've even to drive to the pictures tonight!
Struth.....boys! and their beer and their sport............make no wonder us women are the superior sex!