The weekend

All loveliness.............smug twat that i am!

Friday, left work sharpish and got in home, sorted cats, got ready, had a bagel and some Doritos, shot out of the door at 6.45pm..........over the Pennines, got to Matt's flat 1hr later!

He opened his present as he is 4yrs old and couldn't wait till today.
So i made him cut his cake (in for a penny in for a pound), had a slice with a nice cup of coffee.............Andrew came home and tried to get us to play cards, i was having none of it!

I changed while Matt humoured him and we set off to the Karaoke round the corner.

It was v.loud, we should have sat in a back room to chat and moved to the main part when we were more sloshed and needed to sing..................hey ho!
Matt's friend Janet arrived, she was very nice and chatty, we all sang, I sang Annie's song, Janet sang Call me and and your So vain, Matt sang Mack the Knife and another one...............we only had 5 pints and before we knew it, it was midnight!!!

Janet was driving so dropped us at Churchill's, we had another one and chatted, then we'd run out of fags and i wanted food after a measly 6 lagertops.........yep i was flagging!

Matt nipped to the taxi rank and got his phone back that he'd lost on New years eve! i was filling my face with Indian nibbles next door......bloater!

Cab home, Matt got stellas out of the fridge i looked at them with distain, got my p.j's on and fell onto the airbed at 1am.

Saturday i could hear voices, Andrew had arrived home and was eating Egg McMuffins on the end of the bed, decided to get up and make coffee, Matt and i chatted till 11.30am, drank coffee, smoked fags and ate bacon butties.
Got to the carpark...........no ticket, yippee!

Dropped Matt at Tescos and hit the M62, home for 12.15pm...............yep you guessed it, went back to bed.
Read for an hour and slept for 3, didn't know what fucking day it was when the alarm went off, had more bagels (sliced the end of my thumb off), fruit salad and picked KF up at 6.30pm, to go see the rugga buggas at the club, it was shite at the club, we had 2 shandies, i gave Leeny Sarah's £95 for the Dam of Amster, then we cabbed it into town, met up with Ruth, Mark, all Marks mates, Rach and Dean..........we settled down in Spoons and had a few more Beers, Ap and all his sporting buddies turned up....he looked mullered and it was only 8pm.

Woz and John wanted to see their birds so all the lads went to the Comical, Ruth left Mark in Spoons and we all nipped there too for one, me and Katy stayed put with the boys, Rach, Dean, Ruth, Spug and her bloke headed to the Turnstiles.
Had 3 more in there, Andy was wankered, he must of thought we were in bed, he was wrapping his legs round me and stroking my hair and kissing my nose.............freak!

Chatted to Deano about the dead Whale, then noticed Matt W and Katy holding hands, while the cats away ???!! (at Heath). tut tut!

The 5 of us went back to Spooners, John, Carl, Woz etc had all gone to bed, Ap was really flagging..........asked him what had changed his mind about me and him, the answer sounded like that pissed old coot from the Fast show, it went a bit like this "Stanny's stag night, Spain, spot of bother, R Kid, reight do, drinking, reight bird at home who really likes me, what the fuck am i playing at? glad i did".............all the while looking dewy eyed at me. Chatted to Caroline, Nicola, Katie etc, Kim was trying to get me to go to a recording studio with her........................fookoff!

Dragged Andy home, i watched the end of Ransom, while he was sleeping. The old romantic!!!

Sunday he must have been really hungover as there was no action till well after 9am, spent another 3hrs under the quilt, up and about at midday!
Andy went home to get ready to meet Deano at the pub at 3pm, poor boy!

I pottered all day, washing, vaccing, spent a good 1/2 hr ridding staircase of cat hair wearing rubber gloves, EE omnibus, fetched Ruth at t.time and we went to visit Mother, barking as always, she told me now they lived in the bungalow they are 3 miles nearer to Bridlington.....ok!??!!

Left at 7pm, took Ruth home, then i spent the evening eating chinese, started a new jigsaw, watched Armageddon on DVD, had 5 glasses of wine, Sam phoned at 11pm, don't think i was much help, didn't know what to say..........took myself off to bed and watched BB live till 1am.

Last but not least Happy Birthday Matt, not that he'll read this, he's on leave till Wednesday!