Partied out
Holidays in brief
22nd- Went out for Warrens birthday, just 20 or so of his great mates in the Commercial, got absolutely rangooned, ended up with Andy, John and Claire back at my house, eating cheese on toast drinking wine and listening to Xmas carol's at 1.30am................slippery slide.
23rd-let out of work midday, back to bed, out in the evening with Matt, along with a few others, had a swift gallon, karaoke and pizza's.
24th- went last minute shopping, bought Andy loads more presents, met Matt at 5.30pm in the Commercial, left Ap and all the lads playing killer pool, met Sarah, Katy, MJ and Lee in Spoons, did a mini pub crawl, got drunk, couldn't find Andy, so trailed round Cleck on my own from pub to pub with my skirt tucked in my knickers, wailing his name like an unhinged witch, found him in the Rose and crown and all was well with the world, had one more drink then we both went home, made him a romantic meal of raw pizza and kettle chips at midnight pissed out of my head...............followed by a bit of festive shagging.
25th-took me a good hour to rouse AP and take him home, up to Mothers and had a lovely day, got loads of good presents, had an ace meal cooked by Jim, (just me the parents and little Bro dining), home at t.time, vegged a few hrs...........Ruth, Mark, Steven, Mum, David, Donna, Mum, Dad and Andy came up in the evening, drank like bastards, played silly board games, swapped presents with AP (he came up trumps, much to my surprise and his Mum and Dad got me perfume and a chenille scarf).
Everyone left at 1.00am, i cleaned up buffet and shit and fell into bed a very happy bunny.
26th-Met Andy at the club, after the annual rugby match held boxing day.......daytime drinking is evil, Matt went home for a disco kip and a ham sarnie, we all ended up at Clare's for a buffet (i just had wine), Andy had to put me to bed at....cough hiccup,...........9.30pm.
27th-did nowt in the day, Rach, Dean and Meg came at 7pm, then left when all the other party revellers arrived, 15 in total, lovely evening spent drinking, eating nibbles, playing board games (triv too hard, Articulate okay, bin game, cool, Scene it, fine and by the time dingbats came out everyone was too pissed to care) Katy and Grant left 1st at 11.30pm, Hayley and James soon after, Katie and Caroline at 12, Matt and Sarah after the 1st game of dingbats, John and Clare at 2am, which left the stragglers, Deano with no home to go to, Beth still wading her way through the jar of pickled onions, me, Tina and Andy.
They left at 3.30am, i washed up and got to bed at 4am.
28th-Bottle bank, Next sales, tescos, vaccing up, lots of laying on the couch and the 1st booze free night that week. Early to bed.
29th-Didn't lift a finger, read loads, watched shit t.v., had Sam and Cassy round for lunch, made chicken and bacon salad, crusty bread, was v. nice, they were hyper as they were on a 4 day road trip,Sam insisted on showing everyone her new bra, Cassy was just talking v.fast again ..........mainly about boys, early to bed, booze free night number 2.
30th-Me and Ap set of to the coast in the snow (as you do) had a few hairy moments, but had a lovely day, fish and chips, ten pin bowling, went to see the lighthouse........all in all very romantic, soon to be spoiled by me acting a complete cunt later that evening and nearly getting myself chucked.
Met Sarah, Spug and the Yarmouth nurses Leanne and Katie at 7.30ish, left Andy with the boys, while us girlies did a mini pub crawl, by the time he came to find me in the 4th pub i was well on my way, pints of diesel, jigging about, regal.....horrid horrid drunken mess.
Home, then i turn into a drunken nightmare, call Andy a wanker, insist we are fallen out, go to sleep in spare bed, come back into bedroom wearing wet washing from airer, scream like a banshee some more.
Then fall into bed wearing t.shirt and knickers and forget all of the above.
31st-Awake by cuddling up to nice boyfriend and get yourself elbowed in the face, prevent him from leaving at 8.30am by laying in front of door like a draft excluder, waling "but what have i done wrong?, i don't remember getting home".
Lig in bed all day, feeling sorry for myself and my poorly head.
Do the wobble in the evening with 12 great mates and have a merry old time, meet boyfriend at 10pm at one of the cricket lads girlfriends house party, get given the cold shoulder by AP, drink 100 cocktails to make it all better, get taken into headmasters office by him and have a stern talking to, start crying uncontrollably, cry all make up off, tell the whole sorry story to anyone who will listen, ignoring the fact, that Andy says I'm not chucked, he just needed to calm down.
Cry all over Warren, who drags Ap outside and calls him a tit, suddenly all is well, I'm forgiven and he's admitted he's been a bit harsh.............considering he was the one pouring the last drink down my throat before the blackout the previous evening, i should fucking think so.
1st- Awake alone, even though we'd not fallen out, he slept at home to fully calm down.
Pick him up at 3pm, wish Gill and Dave a happy new year, then drive to Family new years party on fathers side, held every year at Ossett football club. Poor Andy was as good as gold, we sat with Marlene, Jim, Ruth and Mark, he played pool with Mark, never muttered a word that my entire family could all star in Shameless, plus he drank orange, so i could have beer and he drove my car back.
Comedy moment, when he said "it's rough in here Karen, there's a sign up in the pool room, saying, please keep a vigilant eye on your children after 2 failed abductions".
Taxi please.............
Left at 6.30pm, Andy got some beer from fridge while i nipped to loo, walked to John and Clare's for yet another fucking party, all the lads, watched the darts in the living room, while girls sat in the kitchen talking about wedding and tampax.
Left at 1.00am, home for some proper making up.
2nd- He left early doors, saying nothing was up but he wanted to get off, Hmmm?
He went to the football with Deano, i took the tree down, vacced, 2 wash loads, phoned Matt, had some yummy food and watched t.v till 11pm, then to bed liquor free so as could be bright eyed and bushy tailed at me desk this morning.
3rd-Good start to the day as called for bread, milk and paper...........dropped a 4 pint carton of milk in Kwik save carpark, which went all over my jeans.
Still am determined to turn over a new leaf and knuckle down this year, find some good gear and not skive 90% of the time, so what have i done? spent the 1st three hours, shopping and blogging!!!!!!!!!
Oh Me!!!!
22nd- Went out for Warrens birthday, just 20 or so of his great mates in the Commercial, got absolutely rangooned, ended up with Andy, John and Claire back at my house, eating cheese on toast drinking wine and listening to Xmas carol's at 1.30am................slippery slide.
23rd-let out of work midday, back to bed, out in the evening with Matt, along with a few others, had a swift gallon, karaoke and pizza's.
24th- went last minute shopping, bought Andy loads more presents, met Matt at 5.30pm in the Commercial, left Ap and all the lads playing killer pool, met Sarah, Katy, MJ and Lee in Spoons, did a mini pub crawl, got drunk, couldn't find Andy, so trailed round Cleck on my own from pub to pub with my skirt tucked in my knickers, wailing his name like an unhinged witch, found him in the Rose and crown and all was well with the world, had one more drink then we both went home, made him a romantic meal of raw pizza and kettle chips at midnight pissed out of my head...............followed by a bit of festive shagging.
25th-took me a good hour to rouse AP and take him home, up to Mothers and had a lovely day, got loads of good presents, had an ace meal cooked by Jim, (just me the parents and little Bro dining), home at t.time, vegged a few hrs...........Ruth, Mark, Steven, Mum, David, Donna, Mum, Dad and Andy came up in the evening, drank like bastards, played silly board games, swapped presents with AP (he came up trumps, much to my surprise and his Mum and Dad got me perfume and a chenille scarf).
Everyone left at 1.00am, i cleaned up buffet and shit and fell into bed a very happy bunny.
26th-Met Andy at the club, after the annual rugby match held boxing day.......daytime drinking is evil, Matt went home for a disco kip and a ham sarnie, we all ended up at Clare's for a buffet (i just had wine), Andy had to put me to bed at....cough hiccup,...........9.30pm.
27th-did nowt in the day, Rach, Dean and Meg came at 7pm, then left when all the other party revellers arrived, 15 in total, lovely evening spent drinking, eating nibbles, playing board games (triv too hard, Articulate okay, bin game, cool, Scene it, fine and by the time dingbats came out everyone was too pissed to care) Katy and Grant left 1st at 11.30pm, Hayley and James soon after, Katie and Caroline at 12, Matt and Sarah after the 1st game of dingbats, John and Clare at 2am, which left the stragglers, Deano with no home to go to, Beth still wading her way through the jar of pickled onions, me, Tina and Andy.
They left at 3.30am, i washed up and got to bed at 4am.
28th-Bottle bank, Next sales, tescos, vaccing up, lots of laying on the couch and the 1st booze free night that week. Early to bed.
29th-Didn't lift a finger, read loads, watched shit t.v., had Sam and Cassy round for lunch, made chicken and bacon salad, crusty bread, was v. nice, they were hyper as they were on a 4 day road trip,Sam insisted on showing everyone her new bra, Cassy was just talking v.fast again ..........mainly about boys, early to bed, booze free night number 2.
30th-Me and Ap set of to the coast in the snow (as you do) had a few hairy moments, but had a lovely day, fish and chips, ten pin bowling, went to see the lighthouse........all in all very romantic, soon to be spoiled by me acting a complete cunt later that evening and nearly getting myself chucked.
Met Sarah, Spug and the Yarmouth nurses Leanne and Katie at 7.30ish, left Andy with the boys, while us girlies did a mini pub crawl, by the time he came to find me in the 4th pub i was well on my way, pints of diesel, jigging about, regal.....horrid horrid drunken mess.
Home, then i turn into a drunken nightmare, call Andy a wanker, insist we are fallen out, go to sleep in spare bed, come back into bedroom wearing wet washing from airer, scream like a banshee some more.
Then fall into bed wearing t.shirt and knickers and forget all of the above.
31st-Awake by cuddling up to nice boyfriend and get yourself elbowed in the face, prevent him from leaving at 8.30am by laying in front of door like a draft excluder, waling "but what have i done wrong?, i don't remember getting home".
Lig in bed all day, feeling sorry for myself and my poorly head.
Do the wobble in the evening with 12 great mates and have a merry old time, meet boyfriend at 10pm at one of the cricket lads girlfriends house party, get given the cold shoulder by AP, drink 100 cocktails to make it all better, get taken into headmasters office by him and have a stern talking to, start crying uncontrollably, cry all make up off, tell the whole sorry story to anyone who will listen, ignoring the fact, that Andy says I'm not chucked, he just needed to calm down.
Cry all over Warren, who drags Ap outside and calls him a tit, suddenly all is well, I'm forgiven and he's admitted he's been a bit harsh.............considering he was the one pouring the last drink down my throat before the blackout the previous evening, i should fucking think so.
1st- Awake alone, even though we'd not fallen out, he slept at home to fully calm down.
Pick him up at 3pm, wish Gill and Dave a happy new year, then drive to Family new years party on fathers side, held every year at Ossett football club. Poor Andy was as good as gold, we sat with Marlene, Jim, Ruth and Mark, he played pool with Mark, never muttered a word that my entire family could all star in Shameless, plus he drank orange, so i could have beer and he drove my car back.
Comedy moment, when he said "it's rough in here Karen, there's a sign up in the pool room, saying, please keep a vigilant eye on your children after 2 failed abductions".
Taxi please.............
Left at 6.30pm, Andy got some beer from fridge while i nipped to loo, walked to John and Clare's for yet another fucking party, all the lads, watched the darts in the living room, while girls sat in the kitchen talking about wedding and tampax.
Left at 1.00am, home for some proper making up.
2nd- He left early doors, saying nothing was up but he wanted to get off, Hmmm?
He went to the football with Deano, i took the tree down, vacced, 2 wash loads, phoned Matt, had some yummy food and watched t.v till 11pm, then to bed liquor free so as could be bright eyed and bushy tailed at me desk this morning.
3rd-Good start to the day as called for bread, milk and paper...........dropped a 4 pint carton of milk in Kwik save carpark, which went all over my jeans.
Still am determined to turn over a new leaf and knuckle down this year, find some good gear and not skive 90% of the time, so what have i done? spent the 1st three hours, shopping and blogging!!!!!!!!!
Oh Me!!!!
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