Weekend 1 Working weeks 0

Such merriment!
Top weekend again!

All went to plan Friday, got to Chris's practice in Wilmslow 20 mins early, so read Hello magazine, was called in and numbed up, 3 fillings and 1 1/2hrs later, i stumbled out all achy and fooking starving.

Walked into Wilmslow town centre, did a spot of window shopping and had a sausage roll and some quavers.

Met Chris at 2pm, followed him home through all the windy roads, quaint little villages and was particularly impressed at a certain towns annual scarecrow competition.

Arrived in Buxton at 3ish to the girls squealing and demanding i play on the 12' trampoline..........oh go on then!
Jumped around for 2 minutes, then started wheezing like a 83 yr old and had to get off for a coffee and a fag.

Lazed around eating nibbles and sipping a comedy 1 1/2 litre bottle of wine I'd taken.
Chris cooked supper (Chris is the best cook i know and makes meals that he's tried in different countries, where he asks the chefs for recopies to take home).
Well he pulled out all the stops with, a fillet steak salad, sounds quite normal but it was divine........mixed salad leaves and spinach, rare fillet chunks of steak fried in olive oil and parsley, with crispy bacon, parmesan and a sea salt and cracked black pepper olive oil dressing.
It never touched the sides, had a Greek yoghurt, crushed nuts and honey dessert and did in the comedy bottle of wine and opened 2 more.
Rhian retired at 10.30pm, Chris and i spent all night smoking gear on the porch, watching Big Brother and the cricket, drinking red wine and talking shite.

Up to bed at 1am, awoke Saturday busting for a wee at 7am, Livvy was running up and down the landing wearing the lions head hat I'd taken her, blanked the 2 yr old in case she thought I'd got up to play and slept till 9.30am, had a quick coffee, read Thirza a story and set off back over the tops, got back at 12.15pm.
Did some washing, made breakfast, let cats back in and we all fell asleep on the bed, didn't wake up till 5pm, had 2 miss calls from Ruth and a txt from Caroline, quickly got my act together and drove down to the sports club for 6pm, found Nichola, Caroline and Claire sat on some blankets, chatted a while and was secretly smirking that I'd been welcomed into the fold, as i was invited to lunches and days at the races (see it's not what you have in common with people but the fact that the person you have sex with plays sport with their boyfriend).

Had 3 pints of shandy, Andy was in a good mood, even though they'd lost the cricket he'd won the mixed grill on the raffle.
So he was smiling away and being attentive, all the girls wanted to go inside as the wind had picked up, i stopped to talk to Joff who said i should go to the club more often as he'd not seen me for ages and i was "funny"..........okay then!
Stayed till 7.40pm then took the car home, changed into my skirt, let cats in and brought washing inside.
Walked into Cleck, fucking green shoes rubbing me to fuck all the way and met Ruth, Mark, Zoe and Alan in spoons at 8pm, they'd been in the Malt since 6pm and were well on their way, had plenty beers with them until Caroline turned up with the rest of the girls followed by Waz (as one of the old men at the club had called him) Andy and co.
I went to join them, then Grant and Katy turned up Hooray!!! i love Katy, so we chatted and laughed (aye aye aye)........Andy had wheedled his way next to me, felt bad as i was chatting to everyone but him, so gave him my full attention, he was telling me his parents were way for 2 weeks, when i asked where he said they were doing missionary work in poor countries, felt positively humbled till, he said they'd actually gone to Greece and he'd made it up!!??!
He was then telling my how horny i looked in my glasses, while patting my arse. Strange boy!
Asked him if he was going to cook me breakfast with his win, he said he might, but more likely he'd put it in the freezer till his Mum got back!

Last orders were called,i wanted to go home, Grant wanted to go dancing so we followed 70% of the still thirsty spoons customers up t'regal.
Andy got 2 pints of cider for us (he's been hanging round with Waz too long), we sat down with Katy, then Tina and Beth turned up.............hooray!!! Don't know what the fuck i said to them or if i danced with them, think Tina was showing me a phone.....oh i dunno........it's all a bit woolly!
I fetched some more cider for me and chap, then Andy was begging to go home.......got nearly to A2B then made him go to sloppy jo's for a lamb korma, was having withdrawals (not had one for a month), he came willingly and even had a chicken bhuna, home sex and sleep.

Awoke at 6am, with a raging thirst, had the shag of a lifetime and a diet coke.
Slept till 9.30am, had some more sex..........was fucked, literally so slept till 11am.

He didn't seem to want to shift (probably didn't want to be in the house on his own), so woke by jumping on him and shouting, "you awake?" this did the trick, saw him out, then went to Tescos for supplies, called at Marlene's with chocolates for cat sitting, Her and Jim were watching the golf. Random!!!
Home did 3 loads of washing and pegged out more bedding, made fish in cheese and leek sauce, cauli, mash and carrots.
Watched Big brother and then put a chick flick on, sat all night in my P.J's with my cats round my feet like a raving lesbian, grinning from ear to ear about how great my life is.